By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
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Keylogger_0 0

What the hell? What kind of stupidass tv show would talk about toilet monsters?

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alex1432 9

make him change his own diapers then

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atok 0

tell him that it doesnt exist. if hes still convinced tell him to stop being a whimp and take his ***** in the bathroom

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Timmo_fml 2

When my brother was potty training, I told him it was a sausage. Bad move. He tried to eat it. Ooops.

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slitherbomb 0

Beat him until he takes his ***** in a toilet.

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LilAfo 4

whats funnier is that u said fourth, but ur actually number 6 ^. teehee (:

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sharmen 0

My mom is trying to potty train my sister, but she refuses to cooperate. Some kids are so stubborn.

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VeryNice329 0

well in "Look Who's Talking Too" the little boy dreamed of that toilet who wanted his peepee.

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vivalacobraxo 0

uh leave hope alone and her pic is very pretty (: so screw off.

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vivalacobraxo 0

WTF comment screw upp!

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ipwnallmen 10

now you got me wanting to see that Oo though OP tell him if theres a monster in the toilet its a guardian against evil!! whoo! teenage mutantg ninja toilet!! :D

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flashback.miss 28

lol I love it when an ass tells the OP to do something when they probably wouldnt do it themselves!! I think #9 is actually only 9.....maybe :D Op just lol welcome to parenthood now use the toilet yourself to prove to your son theres no boogeyman in the toilet... the tentacle monster in closets, dark alleys, and under the bed are a different story. yes im serious, ive seen strange crap.

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vivalacobraxo 0

45 since there only two turning them around doesn't help there legs aren't long enough and there isn't enough time to do that with 18 two year olds. good idea though

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ryguy997 0

sounds like the book diary of a wimpy kid.

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UHGG 0

and that's why I'm Mormon haha jk

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seanreddog 4

Maybe it was Walt Disneys evil idea to turn children against toilets and the op didn't realize until it was too late.

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Dwight_A_R_Manag 0

Yeah… Your cool

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flashback.miss 28

@ 7 lol awesome but iwould put a more brighter spin on it XD

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ninjanate 0

first. well comvice him that it's not real.

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toaster468 0

You aren't first

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RachaelQ 0

I feel for you.. changing diapers stinks!

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alex1432 9

make him change his own diapers then

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Peacemaker9 7

WTF! where's my comment!....all I said was " hey!! I didn't know the cookie monster had a brother!!" there's nothing wrong about that now is there?

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cc1992 11

This happened to me too! I said "good one" to somebody and made my own harmless comment and now it's disappeared :/ How weird and annoying!

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Sazzers 0

FHL not yours. Poor kid! Ydi for letting him watch tv at such a young age.

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Keylogger_0 0

What the hell? What kind of stupidass tv show would talk about toilet monsters?

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ilmanator 7

This actually happened to me when I was younger it was a toilet monster commercial but I can't remember what they were advertising

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Probably a show that was meant to be watched by older kids and not toddlers.

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xxdannychaosxx 0

was the show "look whis talking"? i remember a toilet monster.

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