Work: Goodbye

Goodbye

By scoobses - 02/10/2015 00:45 - United States

Today, my pain-in-the-ass co-worker is finally leaving. Unfortunately, I was chosen to do the bulk of her job. She has given me no training and on her last day, just smirked at me on her way out and said, "Enjoy doing my job too, fucker." I don't get paid enough for this. FML

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You deserved it 1 901

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By niceboss - 25/11/2010 02:32 - Singapore

Today, on my first day of work, my new boss treated me to lunch. Thinking she was really nice, I thanked her for the treat. She fixed me with a cold, unsmiling stare and said, "Oh, don't thank me. I'm being paid to do this." FML

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You deserved it 2 736

Meritocracy

By Anonymous - 24/02/2024 09:00 - Jamaica

Today, after six months of doing the job of 2 people, because all my coworker does is sleep and sit down with her phone, I told my boss that I can't be doing my coworker's job and getting the same salary as her. My boss added just $10 to my salary and told me to let her carry on doing nothing, while I still do the work of 2 people. FML

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You deserved it 131

By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that one of my subordinates, who is whiny, incompetent, undermining, the definition of passive-aggressive and stupid, was given a pay raise. She now makes more than me. My boss values a complete moron over me. FML

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You deserved it 283

Dilbert principle

By Anonymous - 16/12/2021 14:59 - Australia - Perth

Today, the only colleague I dislike was promoted to be my manager. FML

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You deserved it 96

I got this!

By promoted - 20/12/2010 05:29 - Australia

Today, my boss quit his job and stopped coming in without warning. Guess who just inherited his tasks and responsibilities without the training or pay associated with his manager role. I was hired last year as a junior system admin. FML

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You deserved it 3 106

Oh, the irony

By bearprint - 06/07/2016 18:45

Today, I lost my job to the individual I just finished training. Within 2 hours after being escorted out, my old boss called and yelled at me for doing a lousy job. He was angry that the training was deficient and because the new person is as bad as I was. FML

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You deserved it 1 426

By Anonymous - 13/07/2017 21:30

Today, the manager that hired me and worked for years to inspire and connect her staff was laid to rest. Hours before the funeral, her replacement told me he wanted my 2 weeks notice on his desk tonight. I've been a model employee, he just doesn't like me. FML

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You deserved it 282

Now hiring

By BossLady - 05/01/2022 08:01

Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML

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You deserved it 110

By That_guy - 12/02/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

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Exploitation

By Anonymous - 18/06/2022 14:00

Today, I quit my job after being the only one to do my job, the boss's job, and the other guy’s job. Their way of saying thank you for being the best employee they'd had was to fuck me on my paycheque and give me $70 for a week's work. FML

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You deserved it 119

Makko 20

Friday 2 October 2015 9:06

Explain to your boss about it, and maybe the load will be shared, or you could be helped!

Marynfrankie 19

Friday 2 October 2015 9:09

Wow, what a bitch! And you should definitely talk to your boss!

Comments

bodyguerdson 16

Friday 2 October 2015 9:05

I feel sorry for you, it's hard to find a likeable job

Sillsallad 15

Friday 2 October 2015 12:47

Nah, I think a lot of people don't really know what they want to do and end up doing ANY job. If you know what you really would like to work with, it's not that difficult enjoying it

Enzymatic 14

Friday 2 October 2015 9:06

well... you wanted her gone. gotta take the good with the bad. Becarful what you wish for!

Makko 20

Friday 2 October 2015 9:06

Explain to your boss about it, and maybe the load will be shared, or you could be helped!

xoxoblondee 31

Friday 2 October 2015 9:07

I hope she gets fired from her next job.

Marynfrankie 19

Friday 2 October 2015 9:09

Wow, what a bitch! And you should definitely talk to your boss!

thefmlman2011 36

Friday 2 October 2015 9:44

Good Luck

nreed32 20

Friday 2 October 2015 9:46

She probably was shitty at her job to begin with, and you will do just fine. She obviously was never a good employee.

revolvearoundme 15

Friday 2 October 2015 10:04

You know you can say no, no doesn't mean rape and yes doesn't mean anal. Tell them you want proper compensation for the ******* job you do. And if you do anal that's a big extra.