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By stinker - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother told me she was going out of town this weekend. I reassured her that I would not throw a party. She replied, "Oh, like you have enough friends to do that?" FML
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thefme1 0

lol. I think I would have a party just to spite her.

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thefme1 0

lol. I think I would have a party just to spite her.

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aaaaa12345_fml 0

****** trash that place

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robotiick 12

just invite ya skool n make sure theres a lot o ppl n make sure u have sex on her bed

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feven 32

Point made: any mother who says this to her child is basically motivating her kids to rebel. This leads to them being drug addicts in the near future. They than drop out of highschool/college and work at Burger Kings their whole rest of their friggin lives. 3 out of 5 people. And damn right I know my facts.

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CanadAssassiN 0

You should throw somethig sharp at her. Seriously what a jerk.

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sorainu 18

"I DON'T NEED FRIENDS TO HAVE PARTY!!!!"

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genius_man16 0

jesus, what a bitch. I can't believe parents say that to their kids. Like, it's fine to think that, but actually say it?! seriously messed up

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ilgatto 0

do it do it throw a party and invite lots of strangers :)

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Cortney 0

Sounds like my mom. FYL FML

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kire_fml 0

#3 is right - post signs all over the neighbourhood inviting people your mad weekend fiesta :)

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huanita 0

Party with strangers is great to make new friends...

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Icalasari 0

Even if you have just two friends, you can throw a party :P

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