Pregnancy, Instagram, Social Media and Kids: Got likes on the mind - FML

Got likes on the mind

By Yeahyeahyeah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, while at a family gathering, my teenage sister-in-law felt the need to loudly point out, several times, that her selfie got more 'likes' than my pregnancy announcement. FML

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SpartyOnWayne 18

Thursday 2 June 2016 13:56

It's pretty self centered of her to try to hog the spotlight on such a big day for you, I'm sorry!

RememberSchlitz 9

Thursday 2 June 2016 13:56

I'd consider that a Win for you, not for her.

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Sagaz 1

Wednesday 8 June 2016 23:01

Why is it important to get likes, again?

captain_mal 19

Thursday 9 June 2016 17:35

Why are people surprised by this..?

thisunrest 1

Wednesday 15 June 2016 19:16

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful Pregnancy is pretty common. It doesn't matter how many " likes" you get, just stay healthy. Wishing you a healthy delivery.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 9 August 2023 22:12

Just remind her that "likes" correspond to the number of people who jerked off to that photo.

xaddrus 17

Wednesday 9 August 2023 23:12

she prolly sucked for all those likes tbh

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