Kids: Grades go both ways

Grades go both ways

By tomandjerry - 21/05/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was scolding my 8 year-old son because he was getting bad grades in school. I told him that he should get straight "A"s like his friend Ceejay. He told me that comparing him to Ceejay was unfair. When I asked why, he said, "Because his dad is actually smart." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 20:36

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By Daughter of the year - 11/03/2015 00:19 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 14:43 - United States

Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 03:30 - India

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By Mudge - 25/02/2016 22:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friend said that his dad told him we couldn't hang out anymore, he thinks I'm a bad influence because I don't have all 90's in my classes. The only reason he knows I have below a 90 is because he's my geography teacher. I have an 87. FML

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By worldsmosthonestdad - 12/05/2017 14:00

Today, I got a call from my 8-year-old's 3rd grade teacher. Apparently a question went around class asking, "Why do you think you were put on this Earth?", and my son answered, "My dad says it's because I swam the fastest." FML

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TomJones42 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:08

There's no need to compare to the other kids in the class. What if the kids parents do everything for him? Tell your child to do what they can do, don't push them to be something more than what they are. YDI. And #2, scolding doesn't necessarily mean hitting.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:12

You don't compare your kids to other kids. It's unfair and incredibly rude to your child. If he's not getting A's, maybe something else is up. Maybe CJ's dad actually helps his kid with his homework? And your kid's 8 years old. They don't even get letter grades yet I don't think. You should be encouraging him.

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SierraStabler 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 21:46

Wow......I hope you're not expecting any sympathy for this. Why the **** would you compare your kid to someone else!? That's terrible for their self-esteem. How about you stop nagging him about his Gs for Good instead of having all E for excellent (or at least that's how my grading was back then), and actually help him out. Jesus...grow up.

rihannalover 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 21:56

you're so dumb you spell it ceejay. YDI also for comparing. he's just 8, go easy on him dude. comparing him to his friend is like putting in his head that you want "ceejay" as your son.

starburst_boy 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:03

Wow... You really, really deserved it, man!

pxs 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:05

you burned him first, don't blame him for getting his own back :p btw, smart kid there. stop comparing him to his friends, and maybe he'll direct that fire at his studies instead.

SaruhMai 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:06

YDI for being a horrible dad. Comparing your child to another kid about intelligence is wrong and a confidence breaker. My mom compares me to my sisters all the time and it's really hard for me work in school and then with all the pressure just makes it harder. You need to google better ways to motivate him to do his work and besides the school year is almost out anyways.

kawaiimomo 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:14

you just got your ass handed to you by an 8 year old! lol

sunshiiiineXD 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:20

Ooooh, your kid didn't just burn you, he fricken SCORCHED you. You were comparing him to one of his friends and he gave it right back to you and compared you to his friend's dad. Kid's got some serious skills. You should be proud to call him your son!

iEuphorical 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:22

#2, who taught you that scolding is the same as hitting? If this guy was hitting his kid, why would he advertise that fact on a public website such as this? Make sense, please. And OP, you totally asked for it.