By GrahamCracker - 21/05/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML
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bnwranbo 2

dude.... i was in the middle of eating breakfast...

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djizzle 0

oh shit holy shit i would've thrown up all over the desk fyl ew.

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MDB021 0

thats just dirty. Hope no one saw you with the roach

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ILovesMahBridge 0

Contrary to popular belief, cochroaches are actually clean. If you're a dirty person, you have dirty cochroaches. Clean people have clean cochroaches. I just wish i could put a hat on one and teach it to drink tea...

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lilpsyco 16

I hope you guys realize crustaceans like crabs, lobsters, and shrimp belong to the arthropod family which is the same family insects like cockroaches, centipedes, and grasshoppers. Think about that next time you go out to a nice lobster dinner.

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djizzle 0

oh shit holy shit i would've thrown up all over the desk fyl ew.

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bnwranbo 2

dude.... i was in the middle of eating breakfast...

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hahayou12345 0

Ewewew. Gross. I would probably have freaked out. Haha. And #4 YDI for reading FMLs during breakfast.

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Logica42 0

I know, right? That's just asking for it. If someone posted an FML about throwing up over an FML while eating breakfast, I would click YDI. =(

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poolshark 0

You know cockroaches live in colonies, right? You probably have a much bigger problem on your hands than finding one roach in your pocket. Ewww though.

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ILovesMahBridge 0

So that's why his asshole has been moving around...

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thattickles 0

you should have let it keep living there. if your life is as ****** as some of the other people's i've read here, it would probably end up being your bff.

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Watchmaker 2

And you have a cockroach living in your pocket why?

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biancagolden 0

UGH, that happened to me once. A pair of my jeans had fallen on the floor, and I picked it up and started to turn one of the pant legs the right way (it was inside out) and then when I removed my hand I saw this cockroach in my palm, on its back and kicking. Ughhh. Another time, my sister was on the phone and a cockroach fell into her hair from the ceiling. She screamed her ass off, but I thought it was pretty funny :D

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