Greasy

By jroberts - 25/01/2011 15:25

Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 382
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Same thing different taste

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Ewww I can't believe you said that smell made you hungry.

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At least it didn't smell like rotten tuna.

Are you too stupid to know this means that you have to shower? Do you cry that your ass is dirty after taking a shit?

Lol. Does he even notices his anus is dirty after taking a shit? I doubt it! I think he just pulls his pants up and walks away. xD

hook_em 0

well he might think it smells like brownies

(and you should help your wife instead of watching TV)

perdix 29

You sound like a fine, young cannibal, Mr. Lecter. Just cook up some fava beans and break out a nice chianti as you start to devour yourself.

OP:"I'm having an old friend for dinner" :D

And now I can no longer silence the screaming of the lambs to the slaughter. Thanks.

perdix 29

Welcome back, BSR, I'm glad you haven't "bravely chickened out." Good to know that there's one more commenter here who will write something other than "That sucks," "Aw, I'm sorry," or "YDI for being a *****!" Be prepared to get buried a lot. Anything unconventional get voted down a lot more now than it used to.

First off, thanks for the kind welcome. I won't be on as frequently as I used to be, but it's good to recognize some familiar...um... avatars as yours =) Secondly, I've already noticed that peeps like us get downvoted/buried to oblivion like crazy. However, thanks to one particular mod out there (it knows who it is... that bastard), a lot of these moments can be immortalized forever (or for as long as the site remains on the Internets). Finally, YDI for being a *****!

I'll take that as a compliment. Free copies of the database if it ever goes offline.

mintcar 9

Potato soup should not smell like foul body odor. I'm surprised your wife didn't mention anything about the smell. FHL.

I told your wife to "look at your man.... then look at me... then look back at your man then look back at me... is your man me? No... but can he smell like me? Yes" Old Spice body wash bro... use it...

OB2134 0

hahaha love those commercials