Food and Smells: Greasy

Greasy

By jroberts - 25/01/2011 15:25

Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML

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Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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Good smell

By smellslikeroses - 30/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2017 11:20

Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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Take a load off

By MustyAtticMouth - 13/01/2024 05:00 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, a long day of work and a bad day for my mental health, I tried to relax with my wife, a movie, and a soda. After returning from using the bathroom, I took a swig to discover a particularly odorous stink bug had snuck into the can, now my mouth. FML

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Oh nose!

By Fried. - 14/05/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML

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That homely smell

By Bottomless_Pit_for_the_NOMS - 23/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Miami

Today, my mother had just got home and we were both in the kitchen. She then starts to get out food and I smelled deviled eggs. Delighted, I asked, "Do I smell deviled eggs?" She turned around laughing and announced she'd farted. I effectively got hungry from my mother’s fart. FML

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w2z1 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:04

That poor wife...

sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:06

Ewww I can't believe you said that smell made you hungry.

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Vicktym 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:58

That's really bad...

ramirezlmt 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 20:00

FYL for eating B.O soup. FHL for dating potato soup.

motero 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 20:14

yum

mea_iloveskiing 26

Tuesday 25 January 2011 20:17

you can take a shower but what about your wife's cooking ? :D

guppy40000 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 21:09

i just threw up a little bit in my mouth

macskapingvin 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 21:12

Take a bath, then store the water and start marketing your own brand of cheap potato soup.

Quasar55_fml 18

Tuesday 25 January 2011 21:33

HMMMMM potato soup ...... (hope you got the reference)

lil_lala209 5

Tuesday 25 January 2011 21:54

that is gross!!!

Optimus_Primerib 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 22:13

Take a shower stinky. It's your own Damn fault YDI.

xChelseaaa1995x 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 22:31

I think a Bath or a shower would sort ya ou :L

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