Great boyfriend, part 2

By thanks a lot - 04/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML

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Same thing different taste

By clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2019 14:00

Today, as revenge for a prank I played on him last week, my brother took things way too far and loaded my milkshake with so many chocolate laxatives, I’m now in hospital. I’ve had so much diarrhoea in the past few hours, I’m dangerously dehydrated and had to be put on a saline drip. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 04:29 - United States - Bentonville

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML

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A step too far

By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML

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By n - 04/04/2015 18:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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By Username - 30/04/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML

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By smith - 28/01/2012 03:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML

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By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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Jaymail 18

Monday 4 May 2020 5:24

Time to get a new Boyfriend! There ARE men out there who would never do anything lik that. Or even think about it.

SylvanXanthias 15

Monday 4 May 2020 7:25

Dump him.

Comments

Hangryko 29

Monday 4 May 2020 15:36

He needs to be criminally charged for administering drugs without consent and aggravated assault. Also, sue him to cover all of your medical expenses. Finally, dump his stupid ass.

JackWood 20

Monday 4 May 2020 15:43

Very childish, get a man.

Julyrain 18

Monday 4 May 2020 19:49

Shiiiit~ literally. I’d so get back at him if we’re still together 🤣

wyntonmon2012 2

Monday 4 May 2020 20:02

Leave his dumbass

elminty 2

Monday 4 May 2020 20:02

Yeah that’s when you break up with him that could have been attempted murder by poisoning

Amtrying 4

Monday 4 May 2020 20:17

He sucks!!

lifeis4me 20

Monday 4 May 2020 20:25

Either he’s really dumb, super inconsiderate, or just both. Whichever one it is, he’s not worth sacrificing your safety for. Get rid of him, OP.

Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

Monday 4 May 2020 21:23

This makes me furious on your behalf. Time to toss him out like yesterday's garbage. Also.... he needs to understand how serious this is. He actually poisoned you and you could have died from this. I'd be pressing charges.