Health and Pranks: Today, as revenge for a prank I played on him last week, my brother...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2019 14:00

Today, as revenge for a prank I played on him last week, my brother took things way too far and loaded my milkshake with so many chocolate laxatives, I’m now in hospital. I’ve had so much diarrhoea in the past few hours, I’m dangerously dehydrated and had to be put on a saline drip. FML

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By thanks a lot - 04/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML

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By lactose intolerant - 28/01/2019 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 20:02

Today, my brother has two broken arms and needs help wiping his own ass. Bonus, he has bad diarrhoea from the food poisoning he got from the shrimp he made me hand-feed him yesterday. FML

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You went too far

By Dia - 02/05/2021 05:01

Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 04:29 - United States - Bentonville

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML

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By stitchwitch - 18/05/2023 00:06

Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML

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By clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 02:00

Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML

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By someone - 01/04/2014 19:21 - United States - Point Pleasant

Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML

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When pranking goes too far

By Anonymous - 27/03/2021 20:01

Today, my husband has both arms broken, and I have to help him in the bathroom. Not the problem. My girlfriends and I have been pranking each other lately and it's been fun, but they decided to slip my husband slip him some laxatives so that I would have to clean him him. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 15 July 2019 16:49

Looks like you brought a knife to a gunfight.

A Frenchy in Eire 31

Tuesday 16 July 2019 11:42

That's the equivalent of saying : "don't be surprised you got stabbed, if you playfully swatted someone on the arm".

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 15 July 2019 16:49

Looks like you brought a knife to a gunfight.

bobsanction 18

Monday 15 July 2019 17:03

Don't start a war you aint prepared to win.

saberjpg 6

Monday 15 July 2019 20:04

It's not fun, but think about how cleaned out you will be. It's like a detox :D

mekiswrite 21

Tuesday 16 July 2019 1:08

Well, since you're in the hospital, you have plenty of time to think of your killing stroke. Don't disappoint.

Mathalamus 24

Tuesday 16 July 2019 9:53

You deserved that. Never, ever do any pranks unless you are prepared for just that.

A Frenchy in Eire 31

Tuesday 16 July 2019 11:42

That's the equivalent of saying : "don't be surprised you got stabbed, if you playfully swatted someone on the arm".

what 1

Tuesday 16 July 2019 18:25

Most prank situations are for the most part in good fun, but when somebody ends up in the hospital I think it’s a little hard to say that person deserved it, the brother probably should have read the instructions on the laxatives