Love and Embarrassing: Sheer class

Sheer class

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 813

You deserved it 38 496

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 702

You deserved it 112

By Lmop68 - 27/05/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 050

You deserved it 17 358

Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 102

You deserved it 20 256

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 178

You deserved it 46 909

Good bye!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 776

You deserved it 740

By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 848

You deserved it 54 013

Greetings

By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 254

You deserved it 1 514

Great first impression

By Anonymous - 11/06/2018 20:30

Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 997

You deserved it 3 559

Our cross to bare

By sierra808 - 31/05/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other, I smiled and waved, and as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 560

You deserved it 17 554

By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 070

You deserved it 10 144

aback 4

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:08

She'll remember you now.

blondegurl718 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:03

Smooth.

Comments

sondramcfail 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:02

Classic. (Oh, and first)

rallets 22

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:19

DIE.

Lou_Briccant 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:44

It's cool now though guy. We can downvote his post and it'll get buried!

justing_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:52

No I don't either. My lord how many people post this shit a day? Everyone is awkward with their crush at times. Just play it off and she won't even care.

charlottex33 0

Friday 19 June 2009 0:48

how do you downvote a comment?

thatwasobvious 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:07

whats wrong with the comment. that is classic. ****** idiot shouldnt be trying to look cool by being casual. maybe seeing his crush outside where he normally sees her is an opportunity to talk to her, and he passed it up by just waving. and then walking into a lamppost. CLASSIC.

oopsyipooped 0

Friday 19 June 2009 7:47

down votin u then bitch

Luneth101 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:09

He wrote that he was first, that's what everyone hates. Just OCD reasons, you understand. No one cares that they were first.

Logica42 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 12:30

And I'm upvoting to counter your downvoting... but, seriously. It was classic.

rcbarnes 24

Saturday 25 February 2012 10:25

Not sure why this post is causing so much rage.

zip123 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:03

Ha, be more careful next time.

blondegurl718 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:03

Smooth.

CaptainSmith28 19

Saturday 9 May 2015 6:09

I just love knowing that people all over the world **** up, not just Americans.

codaic1549 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:04

nice, and FAIL!

walla_koala 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:06

I did that once haha. YDI, I should know.

ayumi_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:07

*yawn*

aback 4

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:08

She'll remember you now.

armageddillo 0

Monday 22 June 2009 19:23

and you have a great conversation starter/compliment, "You looked so lovely I lost track of where I was going."

riku3220 2

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:08

Next time just walk over to them and say "Hi"

jaropkls 2

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:08

Really? Apparently walking into a pole is the most ****** thing that could ever happen to a person cause it's on here at least once a week in various forms.

heyyou1203 0

Friday 19 June 2009 0:24

i hear ya! Every day it seems like, "Today, I saw my crush and tried to be suave but ended up looking like an idiot." congrats, you're an idiot. Moderators, step it up! There are some really good ones i vote for that never make it on!