Love, Marriage and Proposal: Great friends

Great friends

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 04:00

Today, I announced to my friends that I'd proposed to my girlfriend and she'd said yes. I thought they'd be happy for me, since they were the ones who introduced me to her after all. Instead, they all were flabbergasted. One told me, "You realize we set you up with that fat chick as a joke, right?" FML

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You deserved it 176

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By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 133

You deserved it 7 104

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 767

You deserved it 3 210

These guys

By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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You deserved it 144

By fuckface? I wish - 30/11/2013 20:29 - Australia - Diamond Beach

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 009

You deserved it 5 487

By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 410

You deserved it 4 207

By jfranklin - 18/10/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 044

You deserved it 50 313

By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 660

You deserved it 4 368

By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 253

You deserved it 577

By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 038

You deserved it 3 768

By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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You deserved it 4 271

mccuish 25

Friday 25 March 2022 6:30

I would’ve thanked them for setting me up with someone. I also would’ve told them the prank backfired since I’m happy with her

Ghostrui 30

Friday 25 March 2022 5:25

You've discovered which seats and mouths won't be filled, less strain on the wallet!

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Friday 25 March 2022 4:41

Did they not know she was your gf as well? Seems like they didn't think the relationship would get that far, never mind proposing to her.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 25 March 2022 12:50

I assume that the first time they met was as a prank set up by OP's friends. But the prank backfired when the blind date (or whatever) turned out to be with a girl he actually liked.

Ghostrui 30

Friday 25 March 2022 5:25

You've discovered which seats and mouths won't be filled, less strain on the wallet!

mccuish 25

Friday 25 March 2022 6:30

I would’ve thanked them for setting me up with someone. I also would’ve told them the prank backfired since I’m happy with her

Lydmyers 9

Friday 25 March 2022 7:54

Dump them immediately. they clearly don't see your worth, or your lovely Fiancee's. Shallow fuckheads who only see a person's worth by how skinny a person is, isn't toxicity you need in your lives.