By Anon. - 05/05/2016 21:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, like every other day my boyfriend and I try and have sex, his dog cried and whined outside of his room until we stopped. She does this all the time and it kills the mood instantly. I can't have sex because of a toy poodle. FML
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BloodyBrilliant 15

Buy a male dog. She needs her dude too.

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AShrikeStrikes 11

Try going elsewhere, if you know it's going to happen find somewhere with no interruptions.

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saifnaqvi11 21

Maybe that poodle just wants to get in on the action.

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pantsmaster 6

That will be quite the threesome. Trisexual?

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arisanator9900 20

Put the dog in another room. Not the first time someone on fml has been cockblocked by an animal

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Mortoli 30

lol true she would be outside though.

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Wheelman2178 18

You don't have a boyfriend, you have a girlfriend.

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XPhoenixFire 17

Do people just post this on fmls where a girlfriend has boyfriend troubles thinking it makes them manly or something? Because there was nothing in this fml that made the boyfriend feminine

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Wheelman2178 18

"Toy poodle". What kind of man has dog that is toy poodle?

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DoomedGemini 37

A man who is comfortable enough to not care about assholes like you. Seems more masculine than trying to insult someone over their companion choose to me.

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Stuffaluffagus 25

Your boyfriend has a toy poodle? And it keeps him from having sex? You sure he isn't secretly gay?

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zebra3_fml 7

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Sanguinairius 33

No actually it doesn't. We live in a society where people are free to own whatever pet they like regardless of society's perception of masculinity or femininity.

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greeniegenius 19

Make friends with the girl dog! Then she will be ok

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BloodyBrilliant 15

Buy a male dog. She needs her dude too.

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Rababco 29

She's probably fixed but another dog to socialize with would be a good idea. She's probably just lonely and wants attention.

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