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By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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By not a dumbass pothead - 08/04/2014 22:04 - United States - Sparks

Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML

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By branded - 14/05/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 21:56 - Sweden - V?llingby

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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By PeeLeg - 11/03/2013 07:43

Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By Mylifesintatterssendhelp - 12/11/2018 03:00

Today, I went to a tattoo artist to get what I thought would be really cute, elegant finger tattoos. I left with wobbly, blobby messes all over my fingers. FML

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Doortje 29

Sunday 22 May 2011 9:19

Never drink alcohol again, please. You obviously can't handle it. YDI.

shellzy 20

Sunday 22 May 2011 9:20

Even intoxicated, why the hell would you want an ex's name tattooed on you? That's a different level than piss drunk stupid.

Comments

sweet_candy_ 17

Sunday 22 May 2011 9:31

What the **** that's really crazy. Do yourself a favor and stop drinking.

whiteboy7thst 2

Sunday 22 May 2011 22:41

Cause that's possible with your ex's name tattooed on your thigh...

DeLpHe3zY 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 9:33

YDI for drinking too much :( I respect that you enjoy drinking but dont overdo it!

WompWompWomp123 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 9:39

As a tattoo artist, you should know that getting a tattoo while intoxicated is pretty much forbidden. This FML deserves one big fat YDI.

shakethat 10

Sunday 22 May 2011 15:41

it's not against the law or anything. calm down. tons of ppl get tatts while drinking get over it. op is still a dumbass for getting his name though

WompWompWomp123 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:24

I never said it's against the law. It's actually a health hazard. Go learn something.

xgetxbentx 13

Monday 23 May 2011 8:13

he never said it was illegal, he said it was PRETTY MUCH forbidden, and it is. any decent artist would turn away someone under the influence. they do it for a few reasons. 1) alcohol thins your blood, not only is that hazardous to the person being tattooed, but it can mess up the tattoo. 2) drunk people do stupid things 3) to avoid being sued.