Great parenting

By clutzymama - 10/07/2015 04:27 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML
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1221jamw 11

knock knock. Hello it's CPS may we come in?

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Jakk100 20

That would have been awkward to explain to the staff the second time around! "See it's actually kinda a funny story..."

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Lilkat39 5

Jeebus, you're an idiot. You can't explain what happened like an adult. That poor little girl having to get stitches twice because you're a moron.

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leogachi 15

Why is there a question mark in the middle of that?

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LadyLuck93 20

Gosh... one of those freak accidents, pamper her & spoil her for the next few days.

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heavenlyassbutt 11

Surely you can see the irony in this. Just laugh it up.

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Drosophila82 18

Was your husband too keen on witnessing a reenactment? Now she'll have a double scar on her face! ****** parents

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ohSNAPyall 26

Not a double scar. The same wound opened back up.

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Hyenayena 27

Forget about the parent trying to explain... Kids have no filter. Doctor: so, what happened? Kid: mommy made me do it

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krholub 9

Been there when I was 5 I broke my arm as I'm walking in front door it flies back & door handle busts my forehead open.......2 trips to the same Er in same night

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