By areyouserious - 29/02/2012 10:36 - United States

Spicy
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
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Joshua137 0

Nothing wrong with being critical about the **** you watch.

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zack11742 7

Haha he'd just yell at her for looking at him during sex

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urdirtyolduncle 15

I like it when they make eye connection with me. It makes me feel more intimate with them. But that's just your dirty old uncle talking.

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IAdminIFlow 0

so im not alone? im not alone!

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icrest80 4

Horrible acting in pornos should always be expected, but it's not like I have experience. Nvm I'm not even gonna try to hide it what guy doesn't watch ****?

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Yeah it's kind of annoying when the chick just keeps looking back and forth.. just stop! XD Sometimes I don't even.. I sit there and watch it like a comedy because, well, there are a lot off unny moments.

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justalilrandom2 4

138, right in the kisser. Coincidentally the name of the porno op was watching.

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Whatever0084 2

126. That profile pic looks like a **** star. Epic ****!

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Ste1 2

No one watches.**** for their 'good' acting!

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Angitia 8

It actually reminds me of how the Joker constantly looks directly at the readers in comics, knowing he's simply a comics' character.

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jackgoldstein 5

Doesn't matter, watched sex

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madgrinchhatter 12

I see single people

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MasqueradePrince 25

I do... Bad acting affects the whole experience.

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kiran_fml 5

Well...watch a different one

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peteyfas 8

Good call. Literally millions to choose from

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yake12 0

One does not simply watch a different porno!

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OriginalimoaN 15

In almost every porno I've watched the chicks keep looking at the camera every 3 damn seconds. Even if being brutally gangbanged she still manages to check it out quite often. Like wtf mate?

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zack11742 7

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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zack11742 7

Haha he'd just yell at her for looking at him during sex

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shrekus 0

I think he needs more than just a girlfriend…

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Calyx_fml 21

**** is not a substitute for a girlfriend. **** is its own pleasure. Having or lacking a girlfriend has nothing to do with it.

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jruivivarsolano 0

#92 - But having a girlfriend would give him something more interesting to do than waste all his time with ****.

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Redoxx_fml 22

92-Or maybe he'd get both and always be happy. (doubts)

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ScottieJo 8

Just because he's watching **** doesn't mean he is single.

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pimpnainteasy 5

Yea dude sometimes the best pleasure is when you're doing it to yourself...

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tanman88 5

Actually he has one. Her names Pamela Handerson.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

I would rather say you need psychiatrist.

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san_kai 5

Palmela Handerson... xD

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Joshua137 0

Nothing wrong with being critical about the **** you watch.

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nava1210 12

42 - I hate to break it to you, but the people in **** videos cant hear you or see you..sorry man..

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bteundeadmidget 5

I hate to break it to you but you do not know what sarcasm is do you

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iPeterPan 8

I hate to break it to you but that was a wonderful response.

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ifoundalaska 11

It is really annoying when they do that.

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angrymexican 8

142 I hate to break it to you, but you're a combo breaker.

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HeartOfLead 24

Amen...was probably in that porno! And dude, bt-duds in a porno...you wrote it wrong. Anyway, I too lost my dignity a time ago for similar reasons. But fortunately, unlike some people here fondling ferrets was not involved. Still something similar...

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olpally 32

Nope.. Op is just a little crazy..

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skullcandifiedDJ 5

kink·y/?kiNGk?/ Adjective: Involving or given to unusual sexual behavior. (of clothing) Sexually provocative in an unusual way. You're welcome.

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SoSickWithIt 14

The app you used to create your profile picture keeps me entertained for hours.

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Llamacod 11

What app is it, I may want to get it

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Brice28_fml 10

Either a girlfriend or some hand lotion and a couple of tissues.

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Torva_fml 16

No, seriously.... What app?

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rubberduckie94 13

I would say he does not need a girlfriend if he is yelling at the girl in his ****. Imagine what he would do to her.

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HeartOfLead 24

No, he has many, many more options that might involve such a thing. I suggest you talk to enonymous I bet he knows alllll about that.

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MeLuvBewbs 7

Op: Stop looking at me! Girl: Stop watching me then!

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HeartOfLead 24

Equal treatment! This would be scary for me if the videos I watched had such thing!

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xxbobbyfinxx 0

She can sense you staring at her..... Yeah it's time to move on.

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