By roxieee234 - 10/07/2015 05:24 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally hooked up with my longtime crush. I told all my friends about it, because of course I was really excited. Until later that night, when he texted me, telling me not to tell anyone what had happened, and that it was a one time deal. Oh, and right after that, he asked me for nudes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 321
You deserved it 5 587

roxieee234 tells us more.

roxieee234 6

I'm OP and just to clarify we were on a date so I wasn't expecting it to just be a hookup and the entire evening he had been talking about a potential relationship. I was quite vulnerable at this point and very into him so, obviously, I would've done anything he asked. of course in the end he didn't really want a relationship. and the reason I decided to tell my friends was because, as I said, he had been talking about a future for us and I believed him and I was excited thinking there would be more than just one night between us. turned out I was wrong. but also, no, I'm not a fuckgirl, just gullible.

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Top comments

WitEluded 13

Say sorry, one time deal. Enjoy the memories.

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MrConcise 34

Priorities are in check, covering his tracks and then asking for evidence right after.

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Comments

MagnusDeus 24

Which part? The no telling or the solicitation of nudes?

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mswhatever 18

Well she kind of deserved it. A hookup is usually nothing. I hear very little stories about how a great relationship transformed after a "hookup".

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gracehi 31

To me, "hook up" doesn't necessarily mean sex. In my mind it can also mean making out. In fact, that's what I thought OP meant at first. But then I guess it makes more sense that it was sex if he had the audacity to ask for nudes. I guess I'm just innocent.

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DoomedGemini 37

I have to agree. The only FML is her feelings hurt, but that's to be expected, and how he asked for nudes. Unless one person voices want for a relationship, why would you expect anything different? And a lot of people don't want it getting out who they slept with, it was kinda a dick move immediately spreading around that you slept with him. I remember a FML where they woke up and the person they slept with was already calling around bragging. My brother can't stand a girl because of her telling everyone afterwards. It's kinda a private thing and you should ask before spreading it around and make sure they are ok with it.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

You mean treat you like a slam piece after you act like a slam piece?

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zenrael 21

You're a cat. How tf do you know anything?

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gracehi 31

Everyone knows cats are super slutty.

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WitEluded 13

Say sorry, one time deal. Enjoy the memories.

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Daevas 18

Your profile pic is perfect for that statement..

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MrConcise 34

Priorities are in check, covering his tracks and then asking for evidence right after.

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enginsteve 17

Right? I don't understand why he didn't ask for them first. What a dummy.

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mmtiki 10

Send him the nudes of your new dude and say want more

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rain_climb 3

That's kinda freaky.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Don't send someone else's nudes without their consent. Creeper.

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gerbilmaster 6

Send him a picture of a wrinkly nude man and say: here's your nude!

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euphoricness 28

Just spread the word that the sex with him was horrible and hot!

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MrConcise 34

So is telling OP not to tell anybody because it wasn't serious then asking for nudes.

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Shadowvoid 33

At least he was considerate enough to ask for nudes. Yeah, no there really is no silver lining to this.

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nfedrichy 20

Dint worry honey. He's not worth the hassle. :)

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dBLIZZARD 20

Send him a photo that is censored saying saying that he'll never get it.

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