Pranks and Love: Great plan, asshat

Great plan, asshat

By deanlazore - 23/06/2016 03:09 - United States - Brunswick

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date. I've discussed the fact I like to date older men, but she thought it was clever to send a 63-year-old to my house to, "Netflix And Chill." FML

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You deserved it 2 030

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By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

I agree, your life sucks 483

You deserved it 64

Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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You deserved it 7 635

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

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You deserved it 4 629

Reverse Uno card

By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 483

You deserved it 9 910

By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 334

You deserved it 4 004

By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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You deserved it 3 794

You tried

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 322

You deserved it 3 265

By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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You deserved it 4 483

By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 863

You deserved it 154

By lovelychris - 16/12/2012 19:15 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML

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You deserved it 3 358

Tripartita 44

Friday 24 June 2016 19:14

*seductive voice* "You know, back in my day, VHS And Chill was all the rage… but you could convert my analog heart, you digital temptress."

soodytheboi 23

Friday 24 June 2016 19:17

Your best friend has an interesting sense of humor. FYL cuz thats really weird on their part and a little excessive on the age.

Comments

TheBiggerBoot 7

Friday 24 June 2016 20:33

I'm 35 and my partner is 63, and we have no problems. Stop being so judgemental.

Miss_Whipped 43

Friday 24 June 2016 20:46

Nobody has to change THEIR relationship preferences to meet YOUR standards. Stop being so judgmental.

Tripartita 44

Friday 24 June 2016 21:16

There's a seven year difference between you and your partner, #11. The key demographics of FML seem to be people in their teens and early twenties, so there are likely to be four decades separating the OP and her date. When he was middle aged, her date might've been able to hold the OP as a newborn.

Tripartita 44

Friday 24 June 2016 21:40

And by seven year difference, I mean… 28 year difference. Obviously. Duh. Pfft.

nanner6206 24

Saturday 25 June 2016 6:22

lol. Thanks for clarifying. I was over here trying to figure out what I was doing wrong. lmao

ohmyllamas 6

Friday 24 June 2016 20:58

oh my god.. no. :'D

heatherrr17 19

Friday 24 June 2016 21:00

How old r u? Lol

SmittyJA24 26

Friday 24 June 2016 21:20

I'm a lot younger ... only 59....

ImagineCrazy 27

Friday 24 June 2016 21:53

So... Did you chill?

QueenBeeGotStung 24

Friday 24 June 2016 22:26

Some people like that. Personally I prefer older due to maturity levels (10 years max really), but if they're old enough to be my father it gets kinda weird... Hope all parties found the funny side ;)