Kids: Great start

Great start

By whytoday - 14/05/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 17:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML

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Parenting fail

By Anonymous - 21/01/2020 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML

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By anonymous - 26/01/2013 08:42 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, while babysitting my neighbors' kids, their oldest son used a paint pen on the carpet. The boy blamed me and I got fired. He's only 3 and can barely talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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So sweet

By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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Own it

By psychortiz - 03/06/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML

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Creative

By Kymberly Hams - 09/04/2019 10:00 - Australia

Today, my toddler was supposed to be taking a nap. Instead, he decided it was the perfect time to remove his own nappy for the first time ever. He painted his walls, floor, bed and body, then started crying because he was dirty. FML

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No kidding

By Ted - 08/05/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I volunteered to babysit my niece. How hard can it be to entertain a toddler for a few hours? Turns out, very hard. Within minutes, she'd turned the living room into a war zone, with crayon graffiti and a trail of sticky handprints leading to who knows where. By the time her parents got back, I was ready to sign up for a lifetime supply of earplugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2012 06:26 - United States - Portland

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

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Saturday 14 May 2011 11:55

you take 60 seconds to pee XD

LaylaFurious 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 12:12

use the mr. clean magic eraser extra strength! works like a charm lol.

Comments

jess6blondie9 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 22:40

Oh my gosh. You should have called the parents of the kid right after it happened. That would have been the responsible thing to do instead of trying to cover up the mess to make a bigger one.

Sparkiee93 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:02

Mr. Clean Magic eraser. I don't want to sound like an advertisement but it works.

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:49

use germ x or hand sanatizer

ZeldaPinwheel 1

Sunday 15 May 2011 3:03

pine sol would have removed it.

denise509 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 3:50

bring a magic eraser next time

SteelersBaby3 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 4:04

hairspray gets marker off anything.

asianlove516 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 5:52

haha no offense but you should have taken the baby in with you or put them in the crib. never leave an infant alone. there's always something that can happen.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 20 November 2014 13:55

A 2 year old isn't an infant and they could probably get out of the play pen.

acf0726 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 5:58

I have a three year old son and if it's just me and him home I just leave the bathroom door open. Two year olds should not be in play pens. My son is little for his age and he could get out of a play pen at a year old. If I have to do dishes or something that will take a little longer, I make sure the gates are up.