By Equi - 12/12/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I went to the company's health clinic to treat muscle spasms and a possible cracked rib. In the process the old quack doc and overly eager nurses wound up giving me a storng laxative and 3 enemas, two of them quite large. Then I still had to return to work. FML
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RichardPencil 30

I hate to break it to you, butt you didn’t go to a health clinic. That was just a front for an assplay scat-fetish dungeon. They’re nuts about butts!

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westoz 24

Laxatives and enemas for muscle spasms and a possible cracked rib...did they prescribe you a dose of leeches too? How did they possibly convince you laxatives and an enema would help you? “Hmm muscle spasms and a possibly cracked rib you say? Well, did you know a back up of poop is one of the leading causes of these issues? *snaps on the gloves* this won’t hurt a bit”

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ryand82 11

You must of crapped yourself so hard that you forgot how to spell.

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d3rpb0t 10

Says the person who uses "must of" instead of the proper form "must have".

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TxKitten79 10

But he didn't forget how to spell... he forgot how to grammar.

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Zekfen 17

They took “milking” the anus to a new level!

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Zekfen 17

It was the first female touch they have had in years that wasn’t their mother?

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RichardPencil 30

I hate to break it to you, butt you didn’t go to a health clinic. That was just a front for an assplay scat-fetish dungeon. They’re nuts about butts!

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westoz 24

Laxatives and enemas for muscle spasms and a possible cracked rib...did they prescribe you a dose of leeches too? How did they possibly convince you laxatives and an enema would help you? “Hmm muscle spasms and a possibly cracked rib you say? Well, did you know a back up of poop is one of the leading causes of these issues? *snaps on the gloves* this won’t hurt a bit”

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PenguinPal3017 19

I can't believe that you would let them.

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draghkar 18

For free? Some people pay good money to be treated like that.

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RichardPencil 30

With enemas like that, who needs friends?

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slkeithh 14

Entirely possible that after realizing they administered the wrong medication, that an enema was the only course of OP's treatment ? man idk I want to believe anything but the fact that OP willingly bent over and let them do this three times

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tmj25789 23

I don't know if I want to call complete bullshit or YDI for even letting them perform those treatments and not walking out.

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