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Gross, so gross

By Yuuucky - 26/09/2011 16:58 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

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By baybuh - 30/12/2009 17:26 - United States

Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML

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By Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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By needabettermirror - 14/12/2016 11:07 - United States - Holland

Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML

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By nolife - 29/12/2011 12:03 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

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By Emily - 01/08/2012 05:44 - Canada - Baden

Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By tooembarrassed - 12/02/2016 15:13 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML

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By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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By baby.momma2 - 26/11/2020 19:58

Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML

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Top comments

Fx13mz 7

Monday 26 September 2011 22:37

Even if it was a beauty mark, why would you caress it?

DjeePee 24

Monday 26 September 2011 22:36

This is so disgusting that I'm putting it in my list of favourite FML's immediately.

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princess151617 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 0:59

That's soooooooo disgusting !!!!!

combatchamp2678 0

Friday 3 February 2012 2:49

Wow that stinks

TheTerenity 9

Monday 9 April 2012 15:16

Nane of video?

TheTerenity 9

Monday 9 April 2012 15:18

I MISPELLED! *puts gun to mouth* Never again... *pulls trigger* POW!

souljacker 11

Thursday 13 September 2012 1:34

Post a link to the vid!

teentee401 36

Sunday 5 May 2013 15:49

Black head =/= beauty mark

teentee401 36

Sunday 5 May 2013 15:54

Black head =/= beauty mark

lulu889x 22

Thursday 4 July 2013 14:11

That is one of the most disgusting things Ive ever read. How big was it?

Dpac7 19

Saturday 19 October 2013 17:50

link please. :P

that_person18 4

Monday 20 January 2014 9:58

I'm sorry but this is too funny!!!

auzziegirl1938 22

Thursday 14 August 2014 14:55

Someone find the URL???

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