Love, Videos, Gross and YouTube: Gross, so gross

Gross, so gross

By Yuuucky - 26/09/2011 16:58 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

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Same thing different taste

Well spotted

By baybuh - 30/12/2009 17:26 - United States

Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML

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By Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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By needabettermirror - 14/12/2016 11:07 - United States - Holland

Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML

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By nolife - 29/12/2011 12:03 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

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By Emily - 01/08/2012 05:44 - Canada - Baden

Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By tooembarrassed - 12/02/2016 15:13 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML

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You deserved it 1 994

By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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Dominion

By baby.momma2 - 26/11/2020 19:58

Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML

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Fx13mz 7

Monday 26 September 2011 22:37

Even if it was a beauty mark, why would you caress it?

DjeePee 24

Monday 26 September 2011 22:36

This is so disgusting that I'm putting it in my list of favourite FML's immediately.

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Kartaleena 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:06

Is it bad that I want to look up the video...?

schaflava 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:06

Wow you're a lesbian dick

debbielushious 6

Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:07

this is one of the most disgusting things I've ever read. ever.

IamMe95 5

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:02

Why on earth would you caress and kiss a BEAUTY MARK?!?!? fool -_-

iBiteRoses 22

Sunday 2 October 2011 22:38

I agree, that weirded me out

purplemoose 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 1:12

Quite frankly that's intensely disturbing.

Smarrtt_ass17 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 1:42

How the hell do you intentionally "grow" a blackhead.. Excuse me while I go throw up

lilmsswaggette 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 2:41

What's the video called?

gishbish 2

Wednesday 28 September 2011 4:58

I can't believe that I just went through all these comments looking for a link or a video title but nothing, FML

snail143 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 7:22

I just barfed inside my mouth.. That sucks lol

Neonnight 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 14:27

Ew my mom would have popped that when he was sleeping

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Gross, so gross

Same thing different taste

Well spotted

Dominion

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