Gross

By Chicagoillinois - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my step-dad explained to me why he doesn't need to wash his body. He condescendingly said, "Well when you shampoo your hair, the soap runs down your body and cleans everything." He's 37 years-old. FML
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rosha267 21

I feel sorry for your mom

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WOTAN1488 24

And then you explain to him that it doesn't, especially not his armpits.

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djstiv3 15

i dont get it.. so he the dude doesnt clean with that soap running down at least? if not then wow.. you just wash off and dry? lol ha!

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vikky538 28

tell him to use fabreze..then he don't even have to bath...

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bleeping 5

At least he uses shampoo. At least he showers.

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QueenSaru 28

And here I'm just trying to figure out how old OP is if their step-dad is only 37... unless their mom is a cradle-robber.

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baileygirl88 8

I was wondering that too! He's only 10 years older than me and I'm far from having kids at all

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TurquoiseJesus 15

if the mom had OP when she was 20 (which isnt a far out idea), OP could be a teenager with her mom still married to someone older (15+20=35, for example).

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QueenSaru 28

I guess I was just thrown by someone being a step-parent at 37. XD I forget how 'old' that is comparatively to having a kid. Then again, sometimes I forget I'm 31.

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Chicagoillinois 18

I'm 18 Feb 4th my mom had me when she was 16 or 17 :p

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interesting33 36

Yeah I mean, I shower but I don't use soap in the shower, occasionally use shower gel. And I wash my arms each morning with soap and water.

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

@68 if you don't use soap, dafuq do you use? Nothing? Sorry, but I personally do not feel clean unless I use my delicious Dove body wash for men. :)

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interesting33 36

I use water and let it run down my smooth curves - and the shampoo. And sometimes I use bodywash or shower gel but not all the time.

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youngindian 10

I mean if it is a mixed substance technically he is right.

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life_smh 15

Just like you only brush your teeth for 10 seconds

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martin8337 35

He needs to say hi to Gene.

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