Grossed out

By anne - 07/01/2016 12:00 - Germany

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Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
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PANDORUM89 21

perhaps Instead have him go pick you up some pads for the time being until you can insert your own tampons?

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MeowntainMix 18

That sucks. If he can stick his dick in there, he should be able to put a tampon in there

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quesocoatl 14

Switch to pads while you heal. Also, your husband is a dick.

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bad_boyfriend 10

like groceries...

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AshBash2211 14

I just asked my husband what he would do. He replied with "in a circumstance like that I wouldn't hesitate. You're my wife, for better or for worse right?" Now that's how a marriage should work! Also, I would like to throw it out there that I highly doubt OP wanted someone else to do it. That's a sensitive area and if the angles aren't right it can hurt lol. Desperate times call for desperate measures!

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pedinhuh 23

Kind of over sharing right there, OP. But I gonna side with him, messing with bloody tampons IS disgusting to us.

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Tonymac617 16

I'm sure the asshole isn't steaming with shit or shit residue in it while he's licking it. No comparison. A clean asshole is an eaten asshole. I bet the op really gets off on having her asshole eaten or else she wouldn't let him do it!

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Epickitty58 29

I'm sure she likes it if she lets him do it, but that's irrelevant. It's not like there's blood pouring out of her ****** at all times when she's on her period. It also doesn't take that long to put in another tampon, or just replace it with a pad instead if he doesn't want to put it in wrong. He doesn't have to shove his hand up there either because almost all tampons have a string at the end for easy removal. He had no excuses.

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lynnlady 6

'In sickness and in health'...mic drop!

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ericp96 10

Yall dudes need to man up man This is why the feminists talk so bad about men Men should take care of their woman How do we expect them to do things for us and we cant even do something small like this for them yes its gross but it's natural and its the least we could do in my opinion

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potatoesandgravy 2

if you are in such bad shape you can't change your tampon,then how can you post an Fml? I think you are testing the limits of your husband's love and got sad when you found it.

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mmdavis95 5

Well for one thing with smart phones you can dictate text so it would actually be really easy to post an fml. Also no matter how much time has truly passed since the incident you have to write today at the beginning of the story. So she could have waited for her hands to be okay before posting.

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