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Guess the FML

By Louis - 31/03/2017 21:20

What happens next to the poor fisherman dude? Check out the video find out.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 2 April 2017 1:36

I had to watch that twice because I thought the guy was tackled by a dog. :D

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 2 April 2017 1:36

I had to watch that twice because I thought the guy was tackled by a dog. :D

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