Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to somebody shaking my shoulder. I had slept...

By NickJJ - 16/05/2014 02:34 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up to somebody shaking my shoulder. I had slept over at a friend's house, so I assumed my friend was just fooling around. With my head under the pillow, I swung my hand at his face then gave him the finger. Turns out, my friend left for basketball and I had slept in. It was his mom. FML

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By Jack - 26/10/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML

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By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

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PANIC

By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I'd fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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You deserved it 69 955

By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 66 455

Not now, mom!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 18:02 - United States - Gillette

Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML

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Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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You deserved it 4 718

By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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You deserved it 64 819

By screamo - 02/05/2009 20:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

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You deserved it 46 799

By RosaP - 28/02/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

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You deserved it 42 371

aire101 16

Friday 16 May 2014 16:35

I wouldn't feel too bad about it... its a lot of people's first feeling when waking up. They just may not express it so colorfully... Hopefully his mom had a sense of humor about it!

cakefete2 30

Friday 16 May 2014 16:38

Hopefully, mom has quick reflexes and a good sense of humor.

Comments

booknerd269 4

Friday 16 May 2014 16:30

That must suck dude

wcc7777777 5

Friday 16 May 2014 16:50

Ya #1, i feel you. If only there was a voting option for this? WHY FML?!? WHY?!?

J3R3MYY 14

Friday 16 May 2014 19:21

Ya it does suck, OP had a chance with his friends mom and basically threw that option away.

ThatOneGuy719 16

Friday 16 May 2014 16:34

Maybe your friend was trying to be nice and let you sleep in?

GirlGamer12345 22

Friday 16 May 2014 17:01

You need to read this again

ElementaryEdGuy 18

Friday 16 May 2014 19:31

"Wake up!" "What?" "You can sleep in as long as you want today." ...what?

thxnder 14

Saturday 17 May 2014 12:27

I think #2 means that the friend was trying to be nice by not waking OP up and leaving his mother to do it while he was at basketball.

ThatOneGuy719 16

Saturday 17 May 2014 23:05

That's what I meant haha, probably should have specified

thxnder 14

Sunday 18 May 2014 20:08

I understood what you meant. :)

aire101 16

Friday 16 May 2014 16:35

I wouldn't feel too bad about it... its a lot of people's first feeling when waking up. They just may not express it so colorfully... Hopefully his mom had a sense of humor about it!