Seahorses are real...-_-

Um time for a smarter girlfriend maybe?

It is real! I've seen one two years ago

Nemo !! Ftw !! educate that bitch.

wow um.. I hope she's really hot.

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A trip to Blue Planet at Ellesmere Port might be in order!

Idk what she's talking about bc seahorses are real... I've sen them at an aquarium in Florida

one of her parents must have had an affair with a seahorse which is being kept a secret so the family doesn't fall apart, then had to deny the existence of seahorses entirely just in case. it's gotta be the only reason she's never been to see a seahorse. just think, aaaall those family photos with the seahorse's head cut out...

Take her to the aquarium :p