Gullible

By BoringFucker - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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Top comments

saIty 17

Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

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thinkPlNK 0

unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

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eigelste 0

AHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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lyssgross 16

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DontClickOnMe 28

Uh oh, we got a creeper on the loose!

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Ins_Knie 2

You are right, check dictionary.com definition 4 of 'unicorn'. By the word, a narwhal or narwhale is a unicorn, too.

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Suba_fml 8

She can believe whatever she wants but openly mocking you like that was crossing the line.

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chubby_choco 17

My ex is blonde, and she knows everything about everything. >_> OP's gf is just straight-up stupid.

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aceangel6 4

I remember when I couldn`t convince my boyfriend that male seahorses are the ones that get pregnant. I googled it to show him.

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Unincredible 5

No, the eggs are placed in the males pouch by the female so they can be fertilized. The babies later hatch from the eggs, grow and leave the male's pouch.

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silentbutfunny 0

Yea, then men give birth. But they don't get pregnant.

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quite_bored 9

Well this awkward.

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uprising_fml 0

but they do get pregnant. " the eggs are placed in the males pouch by the female so they can be fertilized" how is that any different from a human male "placing" his sperm in a woman's body to fertilize the egg?

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Jennielee 6

True that uprising! Lol, great point. They actually have contractions as well. They are pregnant and giving birth if you ask me.

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Unincredible 5

Because they are placed in a pouch not a ****** and dont get pregnant but give birth.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

You can also google unicorns and get 'real' results.

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christinnaaa 10

you wrote in an extra me you idiot :p lol

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chels1994 11

Google a picture of a seahorse (:

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marceljedrasik 6

Haha shes gonna think its photoshop .... Take here scuba diving !

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