Gullible

By BoringFucker - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 346
You deserved it 4 842
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Top comments

saIty 17

Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

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thinkPlNK 0

unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

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ProhibitionRose 14

Sounds like a trip to an aquarium is in order.

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mylifeisgreat9 13

Dump her non-believing ass!

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

They are when you're high

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linkinpark98 23

They live in Candy Mountain! What? You've never tried to go there?

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A7xLover_ 6

All you have to do is put a banana in your ear

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SaMmIMonster96 6

Shun the non believers!!! Shun shun...

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SaMmIMonster96 6

And 67.. I'm sure you have had a hard time going there.. The leoplorodon doesn't like talking. A little secret, he is just high. If you give him food he will let you through ;)

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ryry013 6

Show the smart lady a couple pictures of a seahorse. Send her a slideshow. Or just pretend she's right and wait for her to figure out the truth. That works too, probably a better idea.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Wow, your girlfriend is clueless.

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bizarre_ftw 21

The really depressing thing is it's not completely unlikely for that to be true *sigh*

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Colonel_Lexi 18

...and she's taking the short bus to those places, 18!

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chubby_choco 17

And by 'somewhere,' you mean 'a promising future in modeling or ****,' right?

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EpixFai1 1

Ya because who do u know in the nearest department store they don't have a unicorn

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jellyD 1

There should be an IQ test before dating, weed out the 100's and below!

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silentbutfunny 0

I dont think this is an issue of intelligence, but of ignorance.

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Simoneaux17 11

A way to make sure a girl is smart (BEFORE you date her) is to give her your number not in normal digits..but in Roman numerals. If she's smart enough, she'll figure it out on her own.

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meggers4408 0

Um...I think sea horses are real...

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desireev 17

I think a part of my brain died a little as I was reading this... FYL OP!

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