Gullible

By BoringFucker - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 346
You deserved it 4 842
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Top comments

saIty 17

Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

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thinkPlNK 0

unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

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Calyx_fml 21

Show her pics of a leafy sea dragon and blow her mind

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InUrArea 4

Promise not to make any children with her the world already has too many idiots

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jthompson942 2

Ur girlfriend is an idiot because seahorses do exist she needs to visit an aquarium

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chico1620 2

Of course seahorses don't exist. If they did, wouldn't there be sea-cowboys? : )

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dani05 0

You should tell her there are other fish in the sea and leave her for brig such an airhead.

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efro4472 1

You really brig good comments to the table don't you?

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thatsmylyfe 13

You commented EXACTLY how i was going too!! with the periods for dramatic effect and all. lol BTW make her EAT HER WORDS! HAHA

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SobrietyKills 14

Mhm. Make her eat unicorn flesh with a side of sea horse.

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94twinkletoes 0

But seahorses are real...

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BeyondVirtuoso 2

Oh yeah, she will definitely be attending Oxford real soon... 0_o

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deequu 20

Guessing you both have never been to the Aquarium hey..

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diesel1226 0

Order a pack of sea-monkeys and really give her a mind ****. I think they are genetically modified brine shrimp but that is not the point. Sea-Monkeys!

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