Love, Weird and Gun control: Gun nut

Gun nut

By missbrit - 04/02/2011 07:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

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Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML

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By Erik Monkey - 27/04/2022 07:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my girlfriend finally showed me the porn she likes to watch. Amputees were involved. FML

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By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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By Notaplacetogo - 17/02/2013 06:45 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML

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Friday 4 February 2011 17:07

You're just jealous that it wasn't you getting stripped, oiled and having things slid into your "barrel."

super3286 14

Friday 4 February 2011 16:09

that's guntastic

Comments

xxdeatheater2672 0

Monday 2 May 2011 6:15

theres nothing wrong with guns. guns are useless unless in the hands of man. so guns dont kill people people kill people

noahzkwgo 1

Sunday 8 May 2011 8:47

Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.

iafkrofl 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:24

good boyfriend id do that to my gf

kellydhs14 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 2:35

Rule #34. No exceptions.

lena_redhead 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:55

Yeah my boyfriend is in the army and he's always cleaning his guns and watching army movies lol.. I know exactly what you mean

SammIght 7

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:55

My favorite kinda ****!:P

ieatunicorn4fun 7

Thursday 29 September 2011 13:41

I love that movie :D

LullzKitteh 1

Friday 4 November 2011 0:11

he 'forced' u, huh? at gunpoint?

sailor210 0

Monday 9 January 2012 7:22

Was it a Mosin Nagant, the rifle that is?

Edgre_Rowe 3

Tuesday 10 April 2012 9:50

And the problem is...?

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