By FreshFaced - 12/06/2011 11:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
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emmiep1011 7

You got the day off. Don't be mad.

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mk58 31

That must mean you usually put a lot of makeup on. Makeup is meant to only enhance your beauty, not create a totally fake beautiful mask.

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itsallgoodintheh 0

wow you must be really ugly

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TheDrifter 23

Or he just needed an excuse to send her away before he laughed in her face over the tan line on her neck where her makeup usually ended.

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fthislyfe 22

Well, one time I had an exam and I hadn't studied enough, so I didn't wear make up in order to pretend I'm sick. When my prof saw me he was really shocked and he said it was ok if I didn't do well on the exam...look at the bright side

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YacL 15

I still don't really get makeup. I understand that it's suppose to make you look prettier, but what I don't understand is why girls cake that shit on their face. So I guess you could say I don't understand why girls would make it look like their face got banged by Crayola.

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iRiS890 5

I prefer Roseart, thank you very much.

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MyCleverName 2

I agree with 40, use that whenever you don't want to work!

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Uscdrew1 7

That reminds me of that one Twilight Zone episode where there's all the ugly people that are normal and the one girl who looks normal but is deemed ugly. Watched that one today, ironically enough.

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jone715 0

it enhances ur features if u use the right amount

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sydney_herbach 3

it's actually not the amount it's how you apply it. my gf is a professional make up artist,you could have natural looking makeup but still be wearing a shit ton of it...

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BigHoshJosh 0

you must be a tool

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Randuhh_17 4

no, she can be really beautiful! but if you wear too much, and cape it on every day, it can discolor you... have you seen Kim kardashian with no make up! she's pretty, but around her eyes and stuff she looks sickly.

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Badshah29 6

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sandi315 0

and what about you steroid junkie?

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Lolpizza_fml 0

it takes one to know one

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Truth_Nazi 0

I do love that people assume every person that has muscles is using steroids. For anyone who doesn't recognize it, I'm being sarcastic.

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Badshah29 6

63 agreed. And yah, i dont do steroids either. Hell, i havent ever had any supplements or special diets either, so back off shitheads

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randiZ25 0

sadly I have to agree with ^^^ if he were on steroids he would be a lot more muscular...

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shootintacos 0

fail. your other arm is not all buff. fake.

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shortstuffs23 7

She's not neccesarily a fake, some people use makeup because they're insecure...

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lakeybalboa 0

everyone is just jealous of 2

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meggieh815 0

115, every time I see one of your comments, I'm giving it a thumbs up purely because of your profile picture. :) hahaa

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a_nutritionist 10

65 people cant identify natural muscle from steroids. how sad.

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baenak1992 2

that doesn't make it any better.

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Badshah29 6

104 wow ur so awesome u managed to c da part of my arm hidden behind my back!

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carmieloulou 0

your so inteligent shut the f*ck up mann

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Badshah29 6

lol if ur comment makes sense 2 u, u must b some sort of einstien :D Just go put a stick up ur ass u horny bitch

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leadrunner751 3

haha you look like a queerboy

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Bekeliyr 10

o god. ironically I thought the pic was fake when he posted about the OP being fake. but it makes sense to me now. After reading some of the comments the pic might be real since he's a total douche.

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juicypu55y 0

Love how hard u gotta squeeze those to make it look like you got muscles. Don't fart there

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Blackmail111 9

WHY?!?! This isn't even an FML she didn't have to go to work she can use this now and get sent home

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btnhdude 0

that's what she said.

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meggieh815 0

Uhm, hi. Grow up.

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goodluckcharm 0

that sucks OP. i don't normally wear make up but every one tells me i look better without it. it could go either way: with/with out make up for me. i know what u mean tho, people thought i was crying and sick at work but it was really allergies.

slkdw 1

I'm sure that makes OP feel a lot better. you pointing out the fact that you look better without make-up and her boss sent her home because he thought she looked sick. way to FAIL!

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goodluckcharm 0

so u must be the idiot that thumbed down my comment. no, i'm just telling her that i know what she means but that people shouldn't be wearing make up all the time and be their natural selves. oh, and i'll be thumbing down your dumb comment as well. :)

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eponina 0

take her comment, x, and plug it into the function f(x)= -x.....that is your thumbs up (or I suppose down)

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effedml 5

Are you seriously tracking your "thumbs down"? I've read the comments from the bottom up & you have several posts complaining about thumbs down! lol...i wish i could thumb you down from my phone. you need to relax. & learn how to reply to comments instead of starting a new post.

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a_nutritionist 10

wow, really? ...really? "omg heres like a story about me that is nothing like your story i just wanna tell people im like totally good looking unlike you cos youre like so like ugly omg" thats pretty much what i just read.

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mk58 31

That must mean you usually put a lot of makeup on. Makeup is meant to only enhance your beauty, not create a totally fake beautiful mask.

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SmallTownCutie 0

It obviously wasn't a mask if he recognized her. Honestly, she probably just looked a lot more pale than normal, and had dark circles. I also sometimes think my eyes look tired no matter how much sleep I get unless I'm wearing at least a bit of mascara. No big deal OP :)

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jerilyn333a 0

I'm pretty sure she doesn't wear that much if he recognized her. usually I don't recognize people if they put a fake mask on. I put a lot of products on but it doesn't make me have a mask. and I don't because my mom is a professional make up artist and I know a lot of tips. people say I look more tired or stressed but I'm not.

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joshuaUNWRITTEN 0

Seems like someone looks like A Zombie Here

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ShelbyyCakess 0

at least you got the day off.

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swittig 0

Way to repost a previous comment. Atta girl

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ironyisforlosers 0

You mean people can't have similar thoughts? My life has been a huge lie!

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panda2love3 5

maybe try wearing less makeup all the time so when you don't it's not an extreme difference

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ant1078 7

I guess its only some women that look better without makeup on then 

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goodluckcharm 0

i don't really wear make up to work in the first place. maybe once in a while. i've never been told i look tired and sick without make up.

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Moota 9

pfffff no one cares if you look good without makeup. we are discussing OP right now.

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