Gym Motivation By FML Videos - 24/10/2018 12:30 - United States - New York You can do it! I agree, your life sucks 261 You deserved it 75 Share Tweet Share
Today, I learned I have over $10,000 in debt, despite never owning a credit card. Apparently, my ex-roommate had been replying to the credit card offers I was receiving in the mail. That also explains my missing driver's license a few months back. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 480 You deserved it 3 080
Today, I don't have to set my alarm. I don't have to be anywhere. I can stay up late. But I'm a creature of habit and routine, and having an off day frightens me. FML I agree, your life sucks 716 You deserved it 236
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML I agree, your life sucks 43 525 You deserved it 3 126
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML I agree, your life sucks 67 130 You deserved it 41 863
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 377 You deserved it 20 506
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 812 You deserved it 22 664
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 188 You deserved it 3 515
Today, I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunch, my brother and I started walking back to my car. Halfway there, we were jumped, threatened with a knife, and yelled at to hand over our money. The only thing my brother could do was ask our mugger, "Uh, what gender are you?" FML I agree, your life sucks 41 928 You deserved it 3 712