Gym Motivation By FML Videos - 24/10/2018 12:30 - United States - New York You can do it! I agree, your life sucks 261 You deserved it 72 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 484 You deserved it 15 047
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Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 044 You deserved it 2 918
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML I agree, your life sucks 16 540 You deserved it 32 578
Today, I was rollerblading in the university gardens and taking pictures. A worker started to yell at me, and I told him that I had perfect control and could stay on the sidewalk. As I turned to skate away, I faceplanted into a bed of prized rare flowers. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 222 You deserved it 63 975
Today, I treated my out of town family to a surprise opera experience as a belated Christmas present. When we arrived, there were people already in our seats. Upon checking the tickets, I realized that I had purchased them for the following Friday instead of today. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 107 You deserved it 2 065
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML I agree, your life sucks 51 117 You deserved it 2 912
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 885 You deserved it 4 500