By The Joker? - 31/07/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
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flockz 19

i guess today wasnt the best day to wear your purple pimp suit with your green wig.

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NastyNinja31 0

Robin needs to stop trying to b batman

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Richard16 0

goblin your profile pic looks like you would do something like that lol

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CattyPurry 0

batman's were just doing their job. what do you expect? you are The Joker(?)

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jennjdub 6

Batman #2! Toss me the shark repellent!!

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roflcopter423 0

Batman is the hero Iowa deserves, not the one that it needs.

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xGolBLiiN 1

why is everyone thumbing down my comment it is a FYL haha

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WellThatSucksMaj 0

Well, are you dressed as the joker?

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rallets 22

were they wearing hockey pads?

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enonymous 8

1 - I applaud you for dressing up to replace Robin but The **** does not strike fear into anyone and you have no utility belt

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wolflover44 5

132 what about lesbians? I'm pretty sure **** may scare a few of them.

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enonymous 8

138 lesbians loathe the ****. There is only one **** women fear. The African anaconda ****

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chuckychan 8

the night is always darkest before the dawn

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J1hill33 12

they lived long enough to see themselves become villains

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tatababe 1

am I the only one who pictured OP as the joker

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Awww it wasn't superman? that suxxx... XD

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idontcare8l 3

109- because if you wanna say FYL there's a button

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BagleHead 6

Maybe they were trying to tell you that they were orphans?

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iLOLatURpain69 7

Man I gave Bruce Wayne a valium and said 'Settle your ******' ass down, Im ready for combatman' Get it calm batman, nah

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genesisnirvana 11

OP could have looked like the Joker hence the reason he got attacked

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juicedboi 7

That is why you always wear your "Muscles Glasses" suit outside of the house. The thumbs on this comment will inevitably determine how popular EMT really is.

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zco101 1

op should of bit them and said he was Dracula

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takanuva0123 0

Don't ******* mess with the Batman!!! Hes the hero Gotham needs, but doesn't deserve. Or something like that........

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forest1wolf 9

did he atleast find out who the real batman was?

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GoodLookingGeese 10

darn! you met Batman! No.. two of them and still complain - you ungrateful bastard!

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GoodLookingGeese 10

they both were

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idontcare8l 3

94 - nah I think it would be more like Ozzy Osborn

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ssoccerchick97 16

Two guys separately, or at once? FYL anyway, but FYL even more if it was twice XD

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rattusrattus 18

Wouldn't they get into an argument about who is the real Batman if they attacked the OP simultaneously? Although if that happened I would film that and stick it on Youtube. :D

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SwaggerMelon 6

Why do serious OP?

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BOOSCAREDU 0

I never get attacked by batman! And OP got attacked by 2! Lucky!

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swasticop 0

OP got attacked by batman and his doppleganger

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FlurffyPupQueen 7

Possibly it's true, op is the joker. But what if batman has an 'in hiding' foreign twin brother named Bitman and his accent sounds as if it's saying batman. Think about it.

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flockz 19

i guess today wasnt the best day to wear your purple pimp suit with your green wig.

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Uraharas_Bankai 1

Also, it wasn't the best day to try out that new red lipstick and smear it accidentally

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waswashere 0

And not the day to ask people why they were so serious

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flockz 19

and not the best day to rob a bank and escape in a school bus.

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DKjazz 20

OP's user name is "The Joker?"!

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TheHoboWerewolf 0

**** Heath Ledger! He ****** up that role so bad! Jack Nicholson. Best. Joker. Ever.

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dstivers 0

Maybe you should consider plastic surgery if they confused you with the joker. Js

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jessie12198 0

haha! im bat woman.. lol

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StopDropNRoll 11

But Batwoman had nothing to do withthis attack?

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seeunexttuesdays 6

I think the jokers pretty hot....just kidding.

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iluffmcrandbvb 1

hi I'm that person in your closet.

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TheHoboWerewolf 0

And here's #166 for the win!!!

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jcingram 2

Well shit I guess I'm alfred then. Alfred:"would you like the batpod sir.. Bruce wayne: In the middle of the day alfred, not to subtle...Alfred: the lamborghini then,umuch more subtle"

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dstivers 0

Hey guys. Why so serious? It's a joke.

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BaconDave 12

Wait, I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.

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getviolated 5

maybe they were necrophiliacs and thought OP was Heath Ledger... too soon? too soon for Heath Ledger jokes?

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WtfLoser 13

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, aw :) Just means you're worth the effort to fight over? Chin up, s'not bad!

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allard 14

Hahaha, Sorry. It had to be said.

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TheRealHouse 7

When you're out with your honey and her nose is runnny you might think it's funny but itsnot

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man_in_black08 28

supp.. duck face :p

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