Halotus goes blind

By samadams42 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom said she wanted me to get laser eye surgery before she did, "just in case it isn't safe." FML
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Top comments

KristinaKreme 0

What a caring mother. :]

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HeavyMetalViking 0

52, let's put it to the test then. My comment: Wow that musta been a downer.

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popcynical 4

I'd take my mom up on that. I want LASIK.

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xk75 4

if she pays for it, get it. it's safe. I'm 6 years post-LASIK and never once had a problem it's a miracle procedure and I recommend it to everyone!

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julayye 0

how much does that normally cost I've really been wanting that or at least contacts. just haven't been to my appointment yet.

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enonymous 8

$1500-2300 depending on which type of LASIK wavefront, bladed, all laser that's for both eyes. some insurance also cover up to 50%

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julayye 0

insurance helps, wow. what does that feel like though because you obviously can't close your eyes and go to sleep. I was watching keeping up with the kardashians once and they like pinned her eyelids opened or something...

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TraceCase_ 19

Glad it worked for you but not everyone is even a candidate. Every case is unique, I had a consult and the doc said no way.

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KatrinaKitten 16

She has amazing motherly instincts there!

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vyben 3

ikr, I wish my mom would let me get laser eye surgery!!

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gemzroxya 0

Are you getting it? I've herd its really good :) Don't worry you should both be fine.

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GanjaLovaLikeNoO 0

lol She gave birth to you so if you have to lose your eyesight for her, do it! :P

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hansbaby 0

great mother, tell her you want her to get hit by a car before you do... just invade it isn't safe

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sicofthsht 1

I had it done. It is AMAAAZZZZING!! Trust me... Not really an FML for you. She's just chicken. Go for it. You won't regret it. :D

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bowmoq 4

I second that. It's really easy and simple, and you'll see like and eagle....well, not really.....but it's worth it

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Egnar 19

Either she was joking in which case she has a dry sense of humor, get used to it. Or She's just unintelligent and is willing to pay for you to get a completely safe procedure so she can feel more secure about getting it herself. If this is true, take advantage of her evolutionary disadvantages.

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geminiTwin4 3

yeah my mom would probably joke about something like that

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