Halotus goes blind

By samadams42 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom said she wanted me to get laser eye surgery before she did, "just in case it isn't safe." FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 695
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Top comments

KristinaKreme 0

What a caring mother. :]

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HeavyMetalViking 0

52, let's put it to the test then. My comment: Wow that musta been a downer.

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lmaoatall 6

your the guinea kid, be suspicious if she wants you to try new foods. you'll become her taster then.

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Calyx_fml 21

Eye know someone who was blind for two weeks because of it. If you do it, dont go cheap. Dont try to save money by going for the discount lasik mill. Pay top dollar for the best surgeon in the city. It doesnt matter how broke you are. If you cant afford the best then dont do it at all. Seriously. You'll forget how much money you paid a lot faster than you'll forget your permanently fried eyeballs.

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skittles009 0

ur mom is a selfish bitch

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

or she's just really, really clever. seems like it's a matter of perspective.

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adorableash 0

one of my friends got the LASIK surgery and he sees perfectly fine now (: just do it cause you won't regret it!

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DocBastard 38

Even though this FML lens itself to puns, eye promise I'll keep a lid on it and I won't make any cornea puns. If I do, KaySL (or anyone else on this websight) can lash me with a rod.

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sheethapins 13

Contact me if you see it happen and I'll get some pupil to lash out on him. We'll mascara him up bad.

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lekiat 0

mum sucks! buts surgery is totally safe, I had it 6 years ago

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mintcar 9

Ah nice, someone else from Silver Spring.

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Laurababy1668 0

Wow! Well can't you just feel the love radiating off her(;

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