Sex, Awkward and Love: Hand shandy

Hand shandy

By cdoyle - 08/04/2009 12:32 - Canada

Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML

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You deserved it 110 708

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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You deserved it 4 986

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By OhMeGerd - 05/10/2012 14:56 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 480

You deserved it 29 023

By ohcrap - 28/09/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 055

You deserved it 4 604

Why would you do that?

By Sam - 23/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 112

You deserved it 29 802

By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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You deserved it 6 230

And I oop

By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 855

You deserved it 62 047

By Oh God - 24/05/2018 06:00

Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 137

You deserved it 1 458

By Username - 27/06/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

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You deserved it 7 767

The moment when…

By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 108

You deserved it 74 049

Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 055

You deserved it 5 470

checkyesbecca 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:14

And you would be doing this at a public restaurant? You deserved it, don't be so stupid next time.

e86 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:17

I hope you intended on washing your hands before eating.

Comments

kellster 2

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:07

What kind of idiot are you??? Did you not know they were coming? If so, did you not hear your bf ask for a table for four and wonder why? If you did know, what the hell were you thinking??

louisianagrrrrl 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:08

why would he stand up when he felt your hand in his boxers?

meldawno 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:10

I don't think it's that bad. I mean doing that. Getting caught kinda blows.. :)

jbabe 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:15

really at a restaurant? thats sick. u deserved that.. yes i have rubbed a guys crotch while with other people in a car (exboyfriend) but i hid it.. i wasnt inside his pants.. and i wasnt at a restaurant... meeting his parents. that was just stupid.

crayons_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:18

that's a little slutty to do at a PUBLIC restaurant.

wowfmlife 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:19

lol @ #49

nattt__ 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:19

LMFAO. you deserve it for being such a *****. are you that insecure that you cant go on a dinner date without giving him a handjob under the table? grow upp, seriouslyyy.

psychonurse 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:21

Oh ew. Giving your bf a handjob in a restaurant is absolutely disgusting. Where did you expect the **** to go?!?

SurpriseButtseks 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:22

I want to know how he didn't notice that you had unzipped his fly and were reaching in his pants, and if he DID know, then why he would have stood to greet his parents. FHisL.