I say this is an FML on the girl's part simply because why in the Hell did the boyfriend stand up if he knew what you were doing? I find it hard to believe he couldn't feel what was going on. Probably also should have mentioned other people were coming if he hadn't.

THANK YOU #168 God, after skimming through most of the comments, I've realized how prudent 95% of these posters are. It makes me think the majority of FML viewers are part of the baby-boomers? Get real guys. This type of "activity" is far from being "slutty" and is rather just showing how open the two are with one another. Maybe if you find yourself in a serious relationship one day you will understand :)

@168 & 175: While I don't think the girl is 'slutty' for wanting to engage in sexual activity with her boyfriend, I do think it's disgusting and really inconsiderate to the other people eating there to do that in a public place like a restaurant. What if there had been a family there with children? Wouldn't you be grossed out to be eating in a restaurant and then notice some chick there with her hand down her boyfriend's pants?

I am no prude, and I don't think that its fair to call this girl a ****, but her actions were a little over the top. Being sexual and open is great, fooling around in public places can be fun, but certain activities are best suited for places where you at least have some amount of privacy (a bathroom stall, a dressing room, etc). A little rubbing through the pants - no big deal. Actually reaching in his boxers at the restaurant table? Kinda gross for the other diners. Also, 175, prudent doesn't mean quite what you seem to believe it does.

#176, well said. There is nothing wrong with getting kinky (and unzipping your boyfriend's fly of course), but there is a right time and place for things. Doing it in a restaurant isn't just one of those "right" places.

hurmmmmmmmm......one BJ on the dad will wipe the memory from his mind....70% of the time

"I'm into all the sexual openness and stuff, but I still think the OP is nasty. I play with my boyfriend in public all the time but I don't whip out his junk. Turn him on in public so that it builds up and break out the kinkiness once you guys get home. There's a time and place and a proper way to do it." Agreed. And I really don't get how this worked out. You didn't hear your bf tell the hostess it was a table for 4? Or on the off chance there wasn't a hostess, you didn't notice you were at a table that sat more than 2 people? And your boyfriend's pants were unzipped, your hand in his boxers...and he still stood up to greet his parents? No. Just no.

8 and 19, agreed. And 180, you are right, seriously I think it was a FML on both of their parts.

You **** hungry bitch couldnt you wait till after dinner?

Um, I dont understand why you would do that in the middle of a restaurant...very classy.