#118 Since when are things like this meant for the bedroom? Do all other animals find a bedroom to have sex in too? Why are so many people disgusted by this? Sex is a natural part of being human and just because the OP gave him ONE handjob ONCE in a restaurant doesn't make her a ****/*****. People need to open their minds a little more, jeez. And for all of you complaining that other people can see/hear, what are you doing looking under other people's tables at their crotches?

****.

#118 Since when are things like this meant for the bedroom? Do all other animals find a bedroom to have sex in too? Why are so many people disgusted by this? Sex is a natural part of being human and just because the OP gave him ONE handjob ONCE in a restaurant doesn't make her a ****/*****. People need to open their minds a little more, jeez. And for all of you complaining that other people can see/hear, what are you doing looking under other people's tables at their crotches?

this chick is a goddess

For all the chicks making comments about hand-washing and "eeeew before you ate :O" does it not occur to you that some women might go so far as to put their mouths in direct contact with that dick anyways? [sarcasm]and even OMG God forbid, SWALLOW his load!?!?![/sarcasm] I feel ******* sorry for your BF's if you're that grossed out by potential penis-mouth contact. To the OP, good for you for keeping things fresh and fun, but I agree with those who call BS on this...there are parts of this story that are a lot less credible than the handjob in restaurant bit (srsly, I though everyone did that at some point in their life?). To all the rest of you prudes, a healthy sex life does not make a girl a **** or condemn the relationship as based on sex. A **** would have had a **** in each hand and one in her mouth under the table. Are you all that insecure that you need to fling shit at a girl for setting the bar too high for you to reach? I have a fantastic, loving relationship with my BF, we have plans to spend out lives together and have a family. We seem to fit together just perfectly is all aspects of our lives. But we do have a seriously active sex life that DOES involve some carefully concealed public sex acts as well as all sorts of fun things like bondage, role-play, toys, sharing ****, sexy texts and teases throughout the day....just as often as we have a good hard **** we make love as well. Great balance, lots of variety, loads and loads of fun.... It's just our hobby. We find it more satisfying than knitting and model trains. Who are you to judge?

So I'm guessing you want CockMeatSanwich for the main course?

i'm just trying to take in....why are you going to do that there? good luck with his rents lol

lol @ 169. That's actually kind of cool, although major boyfriend FAIL for not telling you who else was there. For everyone sicked out at this being in public, you can do things in public, you just have to be discreet. I can totally see how this would've worked if the boyfriend was not zoned out.

Hahahaha... dumb boyfriend but YDI even more!

I agree that fooling around in public is fine and can definitely be thrilling, but I do choose to respect that someone has to eat at the table when I get up and any mess I make has to be cleaned up by someone working there. A restaurant isn't exactly the place you want to be doing something like that, even if you aren't planning on giving a full-on hand job that goes to completion. Everything about this is ridiculous though. I lol'd.