Transportation: Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up...

By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 11:35 - Australia

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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By Idi - 09/12/2008 12:54 - France

Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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Motherly love

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 21:23 - United States

Today, I rode home alone on a train. I accidentally missed my stop, but wasn't worried about it. My mom did not share my optimism and actually called the train company, saying that I was "lost" and "special". They thought she meant I was retarded. They wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't. FML

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By cmzraxsn - 11/12/2010 19:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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Libbyy 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:49

There's always one that feels the need to re-word the FML from another point of view

dezzr 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:14

almost happened to me plenty of times.

Comments

dzidziaud 5

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:12

WHOOO 1st comment :] sucks for you. should have been there on time :]

sophiem4861 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 9:28

sh** I would of been pooing myself D:

mydgmax 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 20:58

so, wat did u do while u waited? o.O nvm don't wanna know

dezzr 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:14

almost happened to me plenty of times.

Safko 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:16

3 hours wow..

wompwompwomp 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:19

hahaha thats hilarious. Sucks for you.

hootersgirl09 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:19

Aw baby I'm so sorry :[ How did you get out?

k_li 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:21

happened to me too :( except I begged the conductor and they threw me out, lol

DeeJayD 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:25

I think that's FTrainOperator for opening the doors on an out-of-service train.

Chatspeak 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:26

aww that sucks D:

dudewithface 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:27

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Lolrus 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:27

You should have called the people at the station.

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