Hands-on

By poolgirl789 - 03/09/2013 06:30 - United Kingdom - Bradford

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Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our work policy states that I have to pretend not to notice. FML
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_GoodGuy 11

Can't wait to reach old age, I can do anything I want ;)

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crazytwinsmom 25

I would think he'd be able to feed himself if he can whack off.

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camlef39 8

yes it sucks.. poor OP who had to see this

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jmw678910 1

Most state policy's say that all people have the right to do that in private. Meaning work policy should be that you leave and let him finish in private.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

If he's old enough to whack off, then he's old enough to feed himself. Find yourself a new job OP

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panther2013 7

Wtf! Why would they even add that rule unless they thought public masturbation is ok? What is this world coming to?

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Zombie_Sea_Otter 9

That's a way to go, stroking out with your pud in your hand.

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moba_fml 2

U should quit the job you have now n find a better one ASAP

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Angel_of_Night 10

First of all, thats disgusting. Second of all, EWW

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mmahlke93 6

That's not just your works policy, most homes have the same policy. As a nursing assistants, I have to deal with it at least once a week

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