Miscellaneous, Mental health, Relatable and Awkward: The R-word

The R-word

By Anonymous - 08/11/2024 08:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I completely forgot the word "redeem", I had to Google search it. I was trying to look for the word that started with an "R" that was used when you use a coupon. All I could remember about the word was that it started with an "R". FML

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d j mom 8

Friday 8 November 2024 14:50

no big deal. everyone has a brain fart moment once in a while.

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