Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: Hang up

Hang up

By hangup - 04/07/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I checked my voicemail. I was really surprised to hear an adorable message from my boyfriend, who is vacationing in Florida. I was even more surprised to hear him having sex with some other girl for the last seven minutes of the message. FML

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By donkeyd - 05/02/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 23:41 - France

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2012 04:44 - Australia

Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML

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You deserved it 10 263

Big awkward moment

By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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You deserved it 42 643

My ex the dumbass

By Anonymous - 10/07/2020 20:02

Today, my long distance boyfriend sent me a Snap of him fucking another girl. When he realized he'd sent it to me, he called me, trying to explain, "it's not what it looks like. It was meant for the boys." Two days ago, I made plans to visit him. Guess who's out money and single. FML

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By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 290

By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

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By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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You deserved it 4 300

By llmd - 10/08/2010 04:30 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML

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You deserved it 3 990

alyssamarie218 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:52

ex boyfriend now, i hope

angorashi 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:01

Damn. Go key his car or something.

Comments

DarthJeff 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:00

Did you notice if his skills are improving?

bettadenne1 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:54

^^FTW 

angorashi 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:01

Damn. Go key his car or something.

kathryn14 19

Wednesday 14 November 2012 5:13

Please. Or let me know where he is and I will for you.

thesupper 3

Thursday 28 July 2016 4:54

typical woman advice.. if you do something like that your just simply a dumb ****. break up with the man and let that be it. when a woman cheats you don't see men destroying her shit although we should considering most women act like *****.

Miss_Whipped 43

Friday 7 February 2020 17:36

Women haters are so adorable. As though men aren't capable of doing some ****** up shit.... oh wait, that's exactly what this FML was about.

CaptainPat 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:02

dump his ass

Whirling_Kumquat 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:04

Maybe he was masturbating...

colourmealy 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:04

of all times to call you

haxromana 2

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:13

I know, right? "Shit, I feel kinda guilty about this. I'm going to call my girlfriend." "Oh, I'll just get up and -" "Nonono, just stay right there, it'll only take a second." "..." *beep beep boop boop beep beep beep* "...Hey babe!" Sexay.