Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
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zakkyzebra 11

"**** first base, this bitch is mine!"

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namhowell 6

Well you at least got that much action even if you 2 never go out.

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foreveralone15 5

Hopefully she didn't think you were trying something on her, I bet she'll understand.

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Nudi_fml 13

How old are you? Its an honest mistake (I assume). Shrug it off and laugh about it. Its just a boob. And you got to touch it.

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a_nutritionist 10

tell her you were just checking the quality of the goods before you committed to a sale. nobody goes blind into any lease to buy agreements before at least walking through and checking the structure first. you should get someone else to thoroughly check her out also, dont want any nasty surprises down the track.

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epiclife101 0

Lol did she scream or just stand their in astonishment that it was you feeling her tit

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

That's farther than I've ever got with a girl :P good job op!

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bigtaytay 13

high five? what are u 6 years old? say hello next time u dumbass

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