Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
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zakkyzebra 11

"**** first base, this bitch is mine!"

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namhowell 6

Well you at least got that much action even if you 2 never go out.

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jesusSGV626 0

Aha you know that's what you were aiming for xD!

31 1
cicpjaky 6

It's the thought that's counts

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Bowser6622 5

I happened to be on the toilet when I saw your picture.

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narcosoldier 2

Laughed so hard I slapped my knee

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ProudTexan117 0

I gotta say, your picture is pretty awesome!

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grapist 0

u know that's called a knee slapper

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ChuckNorrisBeard 0

oh really, I didnt know that

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kemando 22

well at least you got that high five, you know except it was her five high in your face.

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my2centsworth 15

Do you happen to work at a pool as a life guard?

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Synapse_fml 0

yeah, every girl gets turned on by high 5s. didnt cha know?

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ramboman19 8

High fives are just as much in style as jeans up to your belly button and feathered hair.

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notsooperfect 0

How long did it take you to fully remove your hand from her boob and did you say 'high-5' out loud? //_T

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Jacobt24 19

OP said "high five" and then continued by whispering to himself "second boob touch."

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