Friends and Love: Hangry

Hangry

By emilyparker - 01/09/2014 02:55 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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By N…… - 27/11/2012 03:13 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 18:00

Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML

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You deserved it 185

Criminal minds at their best

By loz4151336 - 03/03/2020 12:06

Today, my friends wanted to try to dine and dash at a McDonald's. I had to explain why that wouldn't work. FML

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You deserved it 216

Drama!

By RUFckingSrs - 22/12/2015 02:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML

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You deserved it 3 786

By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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By purpledp12 - 11/02/2010 09:12 - United States

Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML

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You deserved it 6 858

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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You deserved it 4 321

FuckYourLife30 13

Monday 1 September 2014 13:44

Should have ditched those bozos and got a quarter pounder

fantita495 19

Monday 1 September 2014 13:46

She's not your friend. You don't lie about McDonalds.

Comments

FuckYourLife30 13

Monday 1 September 2014 13:44

Should have ditched those bozos and got a quarter pounder

urdirtyolduncle 15

Monday 1 September 2014 13:54

Your friend's having her happy meals & her boyfriend's loving it while your just sitting on your WHOPPER.

BassinBoy14 13

Monday 1 September 2014 15:35

"Friend".. What's that word mean and where can I purchase one?

XBurytheCastleX 25

Monday 1 September 2014 16:03

Nice picture.

bazoo42 25

Monday 1 September 2014 13:45

Leave them and go get fries.

Daniel589 7

Tuesday 2 September 2014 17:20

Don't be a 3rd Wheel

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 2 September 2014 19:34

It took 4 wheels to pick them up. Use them to get a double quarter pounder meal, which will include fries...

fantita495 19

Monday 1 September 2014 13:46

She's not your friend. You don't lie about McDonalds.

LostMy_Marbles 24

Monday 1 September 2014 14:40

Just have to leave, get Maccas and send lots of photos saying "you're missing out, enjoy your walk home"

headofmedusa 15

Monday 1 September 2014 21:08

Amen.

gpg5 19

Monday 1 September 2014 21:28

Go home Australia. You're drunk.

princesspeachxox 18

Monday 1 September 2014 13:51

Don't stay there! Ditch them instead of being awkward third wheel...

birdybirdchirp 18

Monday 1 September 2014 13:59

as long as she goes and gets the fries she won't be alone..

urdirtyolduncle 15

Monday 1 September 2014 15:33

The third wheel adds extra grip, greater stability

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 2 September 2014 8:02

I would've left her there, but then I wouldn't be able to forgive myself if something happened to her. So, I wouldn't get him in the first place.

Zerizle 19

Wednesday 3 September 2014 0:20

#19 I don't understand that reference.

abattior 18

Monday 1 September 2014 13:53

what a bitch.

TiaBug 13

Monday 1 September 2014 14:53

*McBitch

feitan98 13

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:18

No it's McCunt.

mkymouse90 17

Monday 1 September 2014 13:58

mmmm frys..

Dozer1988 14

Monday 1 September 2014 14:07

Fries before guys, foods before dudes. This is the cardinal rule.

brandoneyez1 25

Monday 1 September 2014 14:10

I would gave been long gone to the Golden Arches without them. You had nothing to lose.

jackycat 17

Monday 1 September 2014 14:10

Sounds like my former friend. She used me to get away from her strict parents to see her boyfriend, or get away from the boyfriend to see other boys.

dragonrider1959 18

Monday 1 September 2014 23:21

At first I thought, "oh she was just trying to get her boyfriend's comfort but then ohhhhhh....

briang959 47

Monday 1 September 2014 14:25

That McSucks!

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Today, my husband threw a bitch-fit and made passive aggressive remarks throughout the entire day. What did I do? Call him out on commenting an eggplant, peach, and winky face emoji under a female friend’s picture. He deactivated all social media accounts and shouted, “Are you happy now? I can’t talk to anyone now!” FML

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Today, my girlfriend will only have sex when she's on her period, because it's the only time she gets horny. She also gets body acne, bloating, and utterly foul BO and gas. The sex is so unpleasant, I'm starting to wish she just got cranky and emotional. FML

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Today, while on vacation with my siblings and the horde of nieces and nephews, me and hubby managed to sneak in a quickie. It was a quickie alright. For the first time in our marriage he blew his load after 2 strokes because he was afraid of being interrupted. FML

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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML

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Today, an old friend and I reconnected. Everything was going fine until he threatened to visit me at work. I didn't know he knew my place of employment, so I replied, "Do you know where I live too?" He answered, "Would you hate me if I did?" FML

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Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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Today, my husband and I decided to get a little frisky in bed. After we were done we lay spent on our bed then only to hear weird noises coming from our doorway. To our surprise not only had our daughter taken her first steps but has been watching and now making the noises as well. FML

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Today, our carbon monoxide detector started beeping. My mom started freaking out and made me go stand outside so I "don't die". I stood outside for 20 minutes, it was raining and it turned out that the detector was just low on battery. FML

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