Intimacy: Hangry sex - FML

Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Spicy

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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How could you?

By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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Dirty talk

By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

Spicy

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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By fuckadaisical - 06/12/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

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By elisimo - 24/01/2012 08:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

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Not now

By anonymous - 02/02/2011 05:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML

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By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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Top comments

BRicci17 4

Friday 6 April 2012 8:08

At least he didn't ask you to make it.

DEzey 0

Friday 6 April 2012 8:08

Gotta refill the calories he's burning.

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Mekeritrig 15

Friday 6 April 2012 8:37

Seinfeld did it! George Costanza mixes food and sex and eventually can't get an ****** without food.

pinecone1414 6

Friday 6 April 2012 15:38

I find pastrami to be the most sensual of the meats.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Friday 6 April 2012 8:43

Sounds like this guy has a pretty big ego to be honest. I could just imagine him wanting to brag to his buds about something like that.

wellnevermind 4

Friday 6 April 2012 11:48

^ Exactly.

epiceggrolls 6

Friday 6 April 2012 9:04

If you said yes he would love you forever haha

iseyixes 18

Friday 6 April 2012 9:13

If you let him mix his hunger appetite with his sexual appetite; who knows what's next!!

WaylonD 4

Friday 6 April 2012 9:20

Win for multitasking!!!

babe7260 30

Friday 6 April 2012 9:30

You've got to be kidding? So sorry!!! Don't know what the hell these guys think sometimes!!!! Brutal!!! Hope you told him to go make his sandwich & stick it up his ass!!!

lrgenesis 19

Friday 6 April 2012 9:49

My vote on this for FYL or YDI will be determined by whether or not you let him eat the sandwich.

Techtacular 0

Friday 6 April 2012 9:57

A boys gotta eat if a boys gotta eat!

burningpassion69 6

Friday 6 April 2012 10:00

It a perfectly normal fetish. Don't knock it till you try it ;)

GUNN1313 3

Friday 6 April 2012 10:18

I don't know but personally all I can think about when having sex is..........well sex maybe you are doing it wrong and he is getting board

Yourheadache 19

Friday 6 April 2012 11:13

I was thinking the same thing.

hollywoodt1ts 15

Saturday 7 April 2012 0:27

bored??

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