By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
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iLIAMMM 0

I hope you made him a sandwich.

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ihatewankers 0

Next time he tells you he's horny, send him a link to "2 girls 1 cup", then tell him to make his own ******* sandwich.

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iLIAMMM 0

I hope you made him a sandwich.

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rw4rf1s 0

Agreed. That man sounds like he needs a sandwich.

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homedoggieo 0

And not just any sandwich.

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Mattfail 0

Stop being a little **** and make him a sandwhich. That's all your good for

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Dmaster22 0

if you didnt make him a sandwich he should beat you up again

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Mosswine 2

LOL this is totally epic. I hope you made him a nice juicy sandwich later!!

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NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM 0

Best #1 post ever. Oh and if you make him that sandwich, he might even let you suck his dick after.

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brie3 0

i wonder if i'm the only girl that agrees with this thread lol

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mcsnelly 5

I really, really hope not....

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8trickster8 0

You'd better not be reading these replies when you could be making him a sandwich right now.

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jook_fml 0

You damn well better have made that sandwich.

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nikktherocker 0

a cockmeat sandwich? XD Your bf is hilarious, learn to appreciate his sense of humor.

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silly_kate 0

lol, your bf is funny as hell! 192: you're not alone! :D

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daniisme 0

look on the bright side... he's going to put some white sticky substance on it... I'd like some mayo on my sandwich too pls! x]

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redsox112 0

women need to stay in the kitchen

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666Broghan666 0

Wow, only 1 or 2 replies without the word or another spelling of the word "sandwich". Unless I'm wrong.

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lovemysnubber 0

guy with a sense of humor I'd lmao if that happened to me

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anthaz_fml 0

while you're at it, make me a sandwich.

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Daemonknight 0

telling a woman to make you a sandwich or get back in the kitchen stopped being funny years ago. retards. makes you so cool that you disrespect women. one of two things are true... A. you can't get laid, or B. your woman is cheating on you right now.

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MetalHead93GB 0

and you should grow some balls on ur chin seeing as ur forhead is taken by a bellend and go make me a sandwich... no... make that 2 sammiches !

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awthmt 6

A sandwich made with jellyfish jelly..

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arsenicalhumor 30

#207 I do believe that means that OP would need the certain physical requirements to give him that. But he could always give her one.

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slutsstud 0

Owned! He's funny!

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blargity 0

#3 yeah that is really funny but he should probably make it himself i wonder if he believes rule 34

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nuked 0

Believes? It's a RULE, it's a FACT!

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SaintJimmy 0

Rule 34 is positively undeniable. All other rules can be questioned, but #34 is FACT!

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Jaucet 0

except for Yotsuba girl. She's off limits.

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smashyy 0

Haha, he's hilarious. OP: I love your boyfriend, haha

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connalH 0

ahahahahah WIN! He's either insane or really hungry

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smiller0789 3

That's totally something my boyfriend would do XD

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banksy234 0

what? that's just really sweet and funny!

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MK1029 0

What are you, retarded? Her boyfriend is probably a /b/tard. Any self respecting /b/tard would be able to tell if she was sending him a link to that. Plus, 2girls1cup is HILARIOUS. I don't why anyone would think that it's "disgusting" or whatever. Sure, I would HATE to have shit in my mouth but watching other people with shit in their mouth almost made me die laughing (literally, I have asthma =[ )

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SystemBurn 0

Rules 1 & 2 only applies to raids newfag

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PTSG 0

You sir, are and idiot :)

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