Food and Money: Hangry - FML

Hangry

By thedri11 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Oxnard

Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat their free food samples. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 490

You deserved it 3 818

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DooleyFTW 17

Thursday 31 May 2012 8:56

Hit up a restaurant for some free bread baskets!

WCARlover 34

Thursday 31 May 2012 8:56

That isn't what Costco is for?! And I feel like pretty much any college student could write this FML

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jimmyskruthers 3

Tuesday 5 June 2012 22:27

Get a job bum !!

bagelpie 6

Wednesday 6 June 2012 3:05

I could fricken live in Costco

Keahi 6

Wednesday 6 June 2012 8:55

If you're a college student then that's natural. If not... You simply resourceful.

yaya1213 6

Wednesday 6 June 2012 19:05

my family does that all the time but usually at Sam's Club or Publix

carnage45567 10

Saturday 9 June 2012 7:30

And yet you have the Internet???????????

tschulte0296 4

Saturday 9 June 2012 8:24

but you can afford a Costco membership?

Marissa1586 18

Sunday 24 June 2012 21:01

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diamondbaby16 4

Thursday 19 July 2012 7:42

Haha . That's me all the way

gaganinia 14

Saturday 8 September 2012 14:17

that sounds like a yo mamma joke! :O

01sparkly 15

Sunday 25 November 2012 0:24

I do that too!!!

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Today, my brother's girlfriend came over to visit and we got to talking about books. Thinking she'd be interested, I suggested a few. She responded that she "only reads good literature." The only books I've ever seen her read are Fifty Shades of Gray and the Twilight saga. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 062

You deserved it 125

Today, my seventy-year-old male live-in landlord asked if I'd heard a low humming noise the last few nights, around midnight, as someone had mentioned it. I feigned ignorance, whilst silently lamenting the decline of my self-pleasure opportunities. FML

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Today, I was riding in the car with my new boyfriend. He had "something serious" to tell me. He started to emotionally confess his addiction to masturbation. In detail. The drive was two hours long. FML

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Today, I went to the military base to save $10 on a haircut. On the way out the gate, the glare of the sun blocked my view of a star barrier. Instead of saving $10 on a haircut I now owe a $500 deductible to fix my car. FML

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Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML

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Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML

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Today, I slept with my deputy manager. He slept with my insane jealous housemate months ago. I need to find a new job and a new flat. FML

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