Food and Money: Hangry

Hangry

By thedri11 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Oxnard

Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat their free food samples. FML

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DooleyFTW 17

Thursday 31 May 2012 8:56

Hit up a restaurant for some free bread baskets!

WCARlover 34

Thursday 31 May 2012 8:56

That isn't what Costco is for?! And I feel like pretty much any college student could write this FML

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BauerMegan 31

Wednesday 14 August 2013 20:33

I just did exactly this yesterday. The life of a student... Ugh.

Maaska 16

Wednesday 19 March 2014 4:30

That's a perfectly valid reason for wanting to go to Costco

Utterly_Confused 26

Wednesday 13 May 2015 7:14

Don't you need a membership to get into Costco? How could you afford that if you are broke?

smxiricky 23

Tuesday 7 June 2016 6:38

well I mean iv been there plenty of times and once they were giving out chocolate I took like a 10 of those bad boys lol ? eff it

willem44 5

Monday 13 March 2017 20:04

If you're broke then how can you afford a Costco membership?

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